Here's a Funny I got in an Email
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, can you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now.'
He looks at her and says angrily 'Fix the light now? Does it look like I have a GE logo on my forehead? I Don't Think So!!”
The wife then says, 'Well then could you fix the fridge door?' To which he replied, 'Fix the fridge door, does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I Don't Think So!!!!”
Fine she says can you at least fix the steps to the front door they are about to break. I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps. Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I Don't Think So!!!!!
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He feels guilty and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house he sees the light is working. As he goes to get a beer he notices the fridge door is fixed.
“Honey,” he says, “how did all this get fixed?”
“Well,” she replied, “when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked what was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all the work and all I had to do was go to bed with him or bake him a cake.
The husband asked, “So what kind of cake did you bake him?”
She replied, “Hellooooooo........ Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I Don't Think So!!!!”
He looks at her and says angrily 'Fix the light now? Does it look like I have a GE logo on my forehead? I Don't Think So!!”
The wife then says, 'Well then could you fix the fridge door?' To which he replied, 'Fix the fridge door, does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I Don't Think So!!!!”
Fine she says can you at least fix the steps to the front door they are about to break. I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps. Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I Don't Think So!!!!!
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He feels guilty and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house he sees the light is working. As he goes to get a beer he notices the fridge door is fixed.
“Honey,” he says, “how did all this get fixed?”
“Well,” she replied, “when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked what was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all the work and all I had to do was go to bed with him or bake him a cake.
The husband asked, “So what kind of cake did you bake him?”
She replied, “Hellooooooo........ Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I Don't Think So!!!!”
