HUMP DAY HA-HA'S 1*5*11

Mmmm…warfare never looked so delicious. I think it’s interesting that rather than two guns, or cute cake toppers holding guns, the couple opted to just place a single gold machine gun on top. Perhaps it’s to signify their unity in a “Don’t f*** with us, we are ONE now, *******!” kind of way. Like they’re a team willing to mow down any fool who gets in their way in the journey of life? Aww. That’s so sweet.










just for becki:

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Just because you flicked the handle, doesn't mean the door opened. #LFMF
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When you're working out, just remember that if you take a drink from your water bottle, a little bit of water spilled carelessly down your t-shirt looks rugged and sexy. A lot of water spilled on the front of your shorts looks like you wet your pants. #LFMF
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If your friend says, 'Don't touch that — it's poison sumac' while on a walk in a park, the proper response is NOT to go 'Oh, no it isn't. Poison sumac doesn't look like this!', take a frond, and shove it down your pants to prove your point. You'll be horribly, horribly wrong. #LFMF
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When using a public toilet always make sure that it is not clogged instead of assuming that it's fine. #LFMF
^wish someone would have told me that before my wedding day!

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When you want to go to a dance and you decide to wear your white t-shirt that you have recently gotten from Goodwill, make sure you wash it really good first. The blacklight will show alot of mystery stains. And no-one will dance with you. #LFMF
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When running away from a wasp when in a parking lot, turn and run. Don't run backwards. There are curbs. Painful, ***-breaking curbs. #LFMF
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They wanted her to have a sense of how it was going to feel once the new baby arrived.









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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. ****.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Today, my boss walked in and said something I didn't quite hear, but my co-worker chuckled so to be polite, I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor and my co-worker was coughing. FML
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Today, I have to choose to go to either my dad's wedding or my mother's wedding. They are on the same day. FML
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Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML
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Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
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Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, 'You deserved to get hit - you park like an *******.' Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to 'love the gas.' FML
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bleh. thats all for now.

Re: HUMP DAY HA-HA'S 1*5*11

blender pic.

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

blender pic.

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did you see i posted it on your wall?

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this one is my favorite today!

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Posted by Becca2010

this one is my favorite today!

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i do that too!
i just dont send them back... i save that one, but it has to be a brown one!
i basically fight them out in colors.
yellow
orange
red
blue
green
brown
so brown ALWAYS wins overall.

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i dont get the ny lotto one.. some1 explainnn?

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Posted by grkbarbie

i dont get the ny lotto one.. some1 explainnn?

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its a 'LOST' thing.
if you're not a lostie, then you wont get it.

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Posted by Becca2010

this one is my favorite today!

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i agree that this is the awesomest idea ever ... in fact, as i was reading it, was thinking that i should do it too (and i will next time i get my hands on m&ms)

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Serving mussels with wine sauce is an excellent way to impress your future in-laws. Forgetting to cook the wine-sauce long enough to boil off the alcohol is less impressive. Getting drunk off of seafood is downright embarrassing. #LFMF
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If you happen to get curious and look up pressure points online, don't sit there and poke yourself to see if it hurts. It does, for a long time. #LFMF
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's 'getting sober'
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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No ******* idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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THE END
HAPPY HUMP DAY!