HUMP DAY HA-HA's 2*2*11

The submitter says, “My friends Jessica and Brent didn’t rehearse their first dance. They got to a very sweet part of the song and Jessica said “Brent, touch my face.” This is what happened.” <— HAHAHA! She told her husband to touch her face? Aww…she was totally asking for it and had no idea! Poor gal. Maybe she should have told him to 'gently touch the side of her cheek like they do in the movies.'








this is gross: be warned













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There is a reason bags of frozen vegetables have a 'best by' date on them. #LFMF
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That extra strong coffee you slammed so you could drive home tonight rather than in the morning, it will successfully keep you awake on the way home, but it doesn't wear off just because you've arrived home and climbed in bed. #LFMF
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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^Genius idea!
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then my gynecologist said 'its like opening up buried treasure'
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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It was one of those 'I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no' opprotunities. Part of me was like, 'You sluttt' and the bigger part was screaming, 'Hell yeah'
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Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said 'You've just been facebooked' and ran away giggling. FML
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Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
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Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called 'Double Satisfaction'. The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were 'Double ******'. FML
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Re: HUMP DAY HA-HA's 2*2*11

funny but you're lacking on the funny pics.

Re: HUMP DAY HA-HA's 2*2*11

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Posted by Becca2010

funny but you're lacking on the funny pics.

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i know.. i should be whipped.
thats all there was available.
i'll search for more.

Re: HUMP DAY HA-HA's 2*2*11

Some brides just like to pick their nose in wedding portraits. I understand why — they’re all dressed up in a fancy dress, wearing pearls, with their hair and make-up professionally done, and they’re like, “This is ridiculous. I usually wear two-year-old sneakers and jeans, and today I’m wearing this?!“ That being said, girl…get your finger out of your nose. It’s more ‘eww’ than funny, trust me.























OKAY.. THATS IT. SORRY BECCA!