I am a horrible ***update***

homemaker. I am home and I decided to clean the kitchen, sweep and swiffer.

So I'm sweeping and I've got the broom under a cabinet next to the stove...and I feel the broom hitting into something and not being able to grab it. After a few minutes I get down on my hands and knees to see what the eff is going on and....I discover the GROSSEST EFFING THING I've seen in a long time. I don't know what it is. A tomato waaaayyy past its prime that has started growing into the tile is a decent guess......????

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I was too scared to try and remove the mystery object/substance myself so I played dumb with DH later on and pretended that I just saw it for the first time. I begged him to get it and our best guess is hardened hummus. which kinda makes sense because I do sort of remember dropping a tub of hummus a while ago and being surprised that it didn't make a huge mess.

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lol.. you're not bad at all... you wanna see bad. look at my FB pics.

the last 6 or 7

thats what our stove looked like before we moved in.
now its pretty.
i've realized that once you're married and on your own, you see there's a lot of stuff you have to do that you didn't realize.

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eww remind me to never eat over ur crib lmaoo

wanna know what more gross? if dh found it, he would try to eat it.

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there was a perpetual stinky smell in my kitchen, couldnt figure out what it was, DH kept yelling at me and saying i dont clean the kitchen properly, i am an AWESOME COOK, but i f-ing hate cleaning!!! so he helps me time to time, one day he decided to squeakky clean to the point where he moved the stove also to clean behind it, and found a rotten moldy stinky potato
oh boy! i heard it that day....
even though i dont know how the potato got back there....