I am so angry!!!

My MIL is a psychotic biotch! I just sent our Christmas cards out yesterday. When I was doing them, I asked DH if he wanted one to go to his parents and he did, so I sent one without a handwritten message. It just had our printed standard message and signature inside. Well, she called DH today as soon as she got it flipping out. Here's why:
1. I addressed the envelope Jane and John Smith instead of Mr. and Mrs. John Smith. OMFG these are xmas cards, not wedding invitations!
2. If we have the $$$ to spend on xmas cards, why can't we give her more (DH is paying her back money he owes her). She is constantly trying to find out how much $$$ we have and what we spend it on.
3. We shouldn't have put wedding pictures on it. She also went on to say she asked for a picture of us from the wedding and we won't give her one. Umm, no, you asked for a pic of you and your boyfriend and when we offered you an album as a gift you told us you would rip up the pages and throw them at us. So no, you're not getting ANY pictures now. Enjoy the ones on the card.
4. Why haven't our wedding TYs gone out yet?

Then she tells Dh not to bother coming over for Xmas since he prob wasn't going to show anyway (which he told her he was going there for xmas eve) and then told him to go F himself. She drives me up the effing wall. I swear, I'm never doing a darn thing for that woman again. I tried to do something nice, and that's what I got.


ETA: I forgot the best part...I used blue ink, not black! Her TY card is going to be written with purple crayon!