well, I am so fat that I wore a pair of pants today & they felt snug but I was late for work. So I wore them & all morning I was itching because they were too tight & they were wool. After them riding up my growler one too many times, I actually just went out in the pouring rain to the closest place to my office: Dress Barn. And I bought a pair of beige CORDUROYS for $9.99 which I am now wearing.
Dress Barn. Corduroys. With big a$$ pockets. If I were in NY, they’d shoot me.
- Caroline in Rhode Island, the fashion mecca of the east coast.
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I know how you feel, all my pants have been getting more snug!
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How fat am I?
well, I am so fat that I wore a pair of pants today & they felt snug but I was late for work. So I wore them & all morning I was itching because they were too tight & they were wool. After them riding up my growler one too many times, I actually just went out in the pouring rain to the closest place to my office: Dress Barn. And I bought a pair of beige CORDUROYS for $9.99 which I am now wearing.
Dress Barn. Corduroys. With big a$$ pockets. If I were in NY, they’d shoot me.
- Caroline in Rhode Island, the fashion mecca of the east coast.
Caroline its not funny..really but I LOVE you. You and I need to write a daily column blog togetehr; the woes of the NW's.
Last summer I bought a pair of linen pants like that-just fit PERFECt till i gained 5 pounds and then I was HURTING. Literally crying becasue they were cutting into the Tickle-Me-Elmo territory. Lets remember I have an erm...extra ornament in elmo land and the pants were pushign it up into hee haw territory. I was walking like I got off a horse for 2 days.
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i think a lot of us could finish off that sentence. mine is i'm so fat that i actually considered going home one day last week cuz my pants were cutting into the tummy and it was actually hurting :(
don't worry!! just think abotu how ur much more comfortable now!
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Thank you, Caroline & Jenn; you just made my day. The two of you are hysterical!!
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I gained 15 pounds on my honeymoon. I cannot close not one pair of work clothes i have. I have been wearing my pants open at work and wearing a long shirt..
Im eating tuna for a month to get back..
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Seriously... caroline & jenn's daily column MUST start asap!
you two are hysterical!
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I feel your pain!!!!!!! I 'm still trying to lose my HM weight and I feel like a total beast!!
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lol I feel your pain. I'm on a mission to lose weight right now, but until I lose a few more lbs, I can't even wear my pants. I've been wearing skirts and dresses b/c all my work pants aren't fitting well right now.
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Posted by PeteysBride
Caroline its not funny..really but I LOVE you. You and I need to write a daily column blog togetehr; the woes of the NW's.
Last summer I bought a pair of linen pants like that-just fit PERFECt till i gained 5 pounds and then I was HURTING. Literally crying becasue they were cutting into the Tickle-Me-Elmo territory. Lets remember I have an erm...extra ornament in elmo land and the pants were pushign it up into hee haw territory. I was walking like I got off a horse for 2 days.
Extra ornament? You have balls? I had no idea....
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Posted by PeteysBride
Caroline its not funny..really but I LOVE you. You and I need to write a daily column blog togetehr; the woes of the NW's.
Last summer I bought a pair of linen pants like that-just fit PERFECt till i gained 5 pounds and then I was HURTING. Literally crying becasue they were cutting into the Tickle-Me-Elmo territory. Lets remember I have an erm...extra ornament in elmo land and the pants were pushign it up into hee haw territory. I was walking like I got off a horse for 2 days.
Extra ornament? You have balls? I had no idea....
Not a good idea to read this while eating lunch. Almost spit out my pizza while laughing. Yes two slices because I am starving.
I have gained so much weight that I can't close my blouses at the bust. I have taken to wearing a cami underneath so that I can leave a couple of buttons open without being indecent.
Utmost humiliation, yesterday at the gyn, the freakin paper gown wouldn't come together in the front. I had to hold the drape in front of me.
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I ♥ U!!!
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Posted by PeteysBride
Caroline its not funny..really but I LOVE you. You and I need to write a daily column blog togetehr; the woes of the NW's.
Last summer I bought a pair of linen pants like that-just fit PERFECt till i gained 5 pounds and then I was HURTING. Literally crying becasue they were cutting into the Tickle-Me-Elmo territory. Lets remember I have an erm...extra ornament in elmo land and the pants were pushign it up into hee haw territory. I was walking like I got off a horse for 2 days.
Extra ornament? You have balls? I had no idea....
Pisser....No not balls. This is a children's show and I don't feel right saying 'balls' in front of your kid's face which is smiling at me from your avatar, much less a ring much like a bull has but its not in my NOSE
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Caroline its not funny..really but I LOVE you. You and I need to write a daily column blog togetehr; the woes of the NW's.
Last summer I bought a pair of linen pants like that-just fit PERFECt till i gained 5 pounds and then I was HURTING. Literally crying becasue they were cutting into the Tickle-Me-Elmo territory. Lets remember I have an erm...extra ornament in elmo land and the pants were pushign it up into hee haw territory. I was walking like I got off a horse for 2 days.
Extra ornament? You have balls? I had no idea....
Pisser....No not balls. This is a children's show and I don't feel right saying 'balls' in front of your kid's face which is smiling at me from your avatar, much less a ring much like a bull has but its not in my NOSE
OH... you have lips that don't speak. I get it
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LOL EXACTLY. I like that..thats going to be my new reference.
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lol I feel your pain. I'm on a mission to lose weight right now, but until I lose a few more lbs, I can't even wear my pants. I've been wearing skirts and dresses b/c all my work pants aren't fitting well right now.
I feel your pain, though I haven't been very good about fixing it. I am so disgusted by the weight I've gained and hte way my pants fit, I wear a skirt every day
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I had the same problem. Sadly dress barn was not an option I had to loop a rubberband around the button hole and put the rubber band around the button I am the MacGyver of fat people. I also like those long scarves that you can wear inside I have them strategically placed all the time.
BTW you can't be that fat miss I put on my wedding gown again last week. Mine would not make it past my hips.
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OMG I love that you used the term growler.
I used to live in London and knew this chick who used to say:
'OY!! Show us yo' GROWLER!!!'
oboediva31
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I know how you all feel. Luckily I can wear whatever I want to work so I rock the yoga pants a lot more than I should
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I know how you all feel. Luckily I can wear whatever I want to work so I rock the yoga pants a lot more than I should
me too. I've worn only pants with an elastic waist for the past few months.
