well, I am so fat that I wore a pair of pants today & they felt snug but I was late for work. So I wore them & all morning I was itching because they were too tight & they were wool. After them riding up my growler one too many times, I actually just went out in the pouring rain to the closest place to my office: Dress Barn. And I bought a pair of beige CORDUROYS for $9.99 which I am now wearing.
Dress Barn. Corduroys. With big a$$ pockets. If I were in NY, they’d shoot me.
- Caroline in Rhode Island, the fashion mecca of the east coast.
ant n tilde
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thanks guys for posting all of this
i dont have a full length mirror in my apartment so i was downstairs the other day and stood in front of my mom's
who IS that and why is she so gross!!
and now i will NEVER get a full length mirror
PeteysBride
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Posted by ant n tilde
thanks guys for posting all of this
i dont have a full length mirror in my apartment so i was downstairs the other day and stood in front of my mom's
who IS that and why is she so gross!!
and now i will NEVER get a full length mirror
I NED my full length or else I end up with ym skirt tucked into my panyhose or some nonsense.
ant n tilde
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Posted by PeteysBride
Posted by ant n tilde
thanks guys for posting all of this
i dont have a full length mirror in my apartment so i was downstairs the other day and stood in front of my mom's
who IS that and why is she so gross!!
and now i will NEVER get a full length mirror
I NED my full length or else I end up with ym skirt tucked into my panyhose or some nonsense.
so far so good!!! i am constantly checking my butt so i wouldnt have that problem!
PeteysBride
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Posted by ant n tilde
so far so good!!! i am constantly checking my butt so i wouldnt have that problem!
I once got my underwear stuck through the top of my fishnets...ask me NOT how I did it nor how I got them out cause I couldn't tell ya but for an hour i had a panty/fishnet roll rubbing against the middle of my @ss at work.
EverlovingEv
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You're adorable!!!!
And hella sexy!!!
carolinebr
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Posted by PeteysBride
Posted by ant n tilde
so far so good!!! i am constantly checking my butt so i wouldnt have that problem!
I once got my underwear stuck through the top of my fishnets...ask me NOT how I did it nor how I got them out cause I couldn't tell ya but for an hour i had a panty/fishnet roll rubbing against the middle of my @ss at work.
I am so fat that I can't WEAR fishnets. All my fat sticks thru each little tiny hole like its trying to escape.
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You're adorable!!!!
And hella sexy!!!
YOU are a supermodel
I am the fat girl that eats donuts in the corner during your photo shoot.
MJDoc12
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seriously if you are fat--i am orca whale.
EverlovingEv
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Posted by EverlovingEv
You're adorable!!!!
And hella sexy!!!
YOU are a supermodel
I am the fat girl that eats donuts in the corner during your photo shoot.
OMG! You're horrible!!!! Horrible but very funny You're beautiful! Go look in the mirror at your sexy body to remind yourself. You seem to have forgotten just how gorgeous you are!
Michi9506
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Dont feel bad, i'm so fat i gained all 25 pounds back since the wedding that i lost last year...
i start jenny craig tomorrow
melbalalala
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Hilarious!!
Reading this while my pants are digging into my stomach flesh......
PeteysBride
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Caroline I think you need to buy yourself some fishnets and wear just those to bed tonight witha SMILE and maybe some kickass red lipstick when your husband comes home. You're not fat. We all poke fun at ourselves but you look great.
