In Honor of Elliot Spitzer...
I had to share this because I am tearign from laughing so hard ladies.
My boss just came in and told me with the straightest face he could:
'In honor of Ellito Spitzer I am wearing my many squirel tie (TONS of squirels running around on this thing) because like him they bury their nuts but when you get too many squirrels...'
I didn't hear the rest because I just started DYING. He's awful. He's a millionare several times over, chair of this big serious firm, wearing a thousand dollar suit and he comes out with the most Un PC jokes...kills me. Sometimes I enjoy my job lmao.
I hear him down the hall saying something I will not repeat about men who have a thing for squirrels...
(*For ladies who may not get the full oomph joke because you are a better person than me and have a far cleaner mind, 'squirrel' is a really dirty slang word some people use to refer to our..Ahems...sorta like 'kitty'-we're perverse lol I know. But I thought it was a clever play on words.)
*Edited for spelling
My boss just came in and told me with the straightest face he could:
'In honor of Ellito Spitzer I am wearing my many squirel tie (TONS of squirels running around on this thing) because like him they bury their nuts but when you get too many squirrels...'
I didn't hear the rest because I just started DYING. He's awful. He's a millionare several times over, chair of this big serious firm, wearing a thousand dollar suit and he comes out with the most Un PC jokes...kills me. Sometimes I enjoy my job lmao.
I hear him down the hall saying something I will not repeat about men who have a thing for squirrels...
(*For ladies who may not get the full oomph joke because you are a better person than me and have a far cleaner mind, 'squirrel' is a really dirty slang word some people use to refer to our..Ahems...sorta like 'kitty'-we're perverse lol I know. But I thought it was a clever play on words.)
*Edited for spelling
