JOKE OF THE DAY: LIE CLOCKS

LIE CLOCK

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'Whose clock is that?'

That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

Where's Bush's clock?' asked the man. 'Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling
fan.'

funny how they get recycled - I remember it from Clinton too! Not a good sign!!!

how funny - I too remember that as a Clinton joke

Do you know when I saw 'LIE' - I thought it was referring to the Long Island Expressway! (I think I have been commuting too long!)

That was cute!

Very cute !!!
Jeanene - LMAO

Funny

that was good