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Ladies - I need bail money. UPDATE on pg 2

Original post by carolinebr

I am going to kill 2 people

you know how I was saying that Joey has been living at my house & making me crazy? Well, now it has gone TOO FAR. DH decided that he is Joey’s “headhunter” and that he is going to help get Joey a job. Hmmm... what could possibly go wrong?

Joey was a general manager at a car dealership. So my GENIUS HUSBAND has decided that the best person to help them find Joey a job is...... MY EXBOYFRIEND. (My ex does not work in that industry at all, it should be noted.)

DH had me forward Joey’s resume to my ex because my ex is friends with someone who owns a car dealership. I sent it weeks ago after protesting several times and saying how uncomfortable I was with it. Then DH asked me call & follow up. I called & told the ex “I’m so sorry, DH asked me to forward it, etc…” he said “I can’t do anything; call so & so & use my name. He’s the guy you want.” I told DH & Joey this. Then he asked me to send the ex an EMAIL and ask him if he handed over the resume. I said no, I am not calling or emailing again. It looks like I only call him when I need something & that’s not cool.” DH asked for the ex’s email address. Um, no. Stop it. Do not stalk the man. He’s my ex and he’s done enough for us. He gave us $1000 wedding gift. He gave us tickets to Andrea Bocelli. He gave us tickets to a comedy show. STOP IT. Its too much now. You are not allowed to ask him for anything else.... ever!

Now I get a text from DH saying “Joey & I are in Boston, call Bill (the ex) and see if he wants to meet for coffee. I want him to meet Joey & help him out.”

Um, are you f*cking retarded?

#1 – my ex doesn’t like you. Not even a little. He has told me so. He thinks you are all wrong for me & he thinks you are immature.
#2 – It’s INAPPROPRIATE for you to hang out with him, especially without me, or to contact him. He’s not your friend. In fact, see #1 above.
#3 – my ex does not owe YOU anything, including favors. Stop harassing him.
#4 – my ex is in Chicago visiting his daughter. I just spoke to him on Easter when YOU MADE ME CALL HIM. Again!
#5 - he already said he can't do anything & to call So & so.
#6 - WHY aren’t you at work?!?!?!??!

W T FFFFF Is WRONG with my husband? It’s like he has no filter for what is appropriate!!!!!!

******OH OH OH*****
REMEMBER WHEN DH SOLD MY WATCH????? It was the watch from THIS ex!!! And this ex KNOWS DH sold it, yet another reason why he hates him.

I am really going to kill them both (Joey & DH). Its enough now. Stop it!!!

JennNicole Posted:

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Car ask your DH if he should have married Joey instead

W T ....?


portjeffbride Posted:

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I frankly would ask your DH if he's married to YOU or his little friend....

this is ridiculous. he has to choose between him and you. Is he aware that he's not living in a dorm? he is afterall a married man with a home!

milana Posted:

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Sorry you need to put up with immature behavior like this, id have a serious talk with DH!
PegaLega Posted:

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Posted by carolinebr


Posted by PegaLega

Caroline I dont EVEn know what to say



just say the truth - that I married a social retard



Colette Posted:

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Pull a MeatLoaf. Walk around the house with big sad eyes and sing...

Anything for love;
I would do anything for love;
I would do anything for love;
But I wont do that;
I wont do that.

werock0709 Posted:

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I don't know what to say,other than to agree with you. YOU MARRIED A SOCIAL RETARD!!!!!!! Whats going on there is absolutely outlandish!!!!!!!

PeteysBride Posted:

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Posted by Colette


Pull a MeatLoaf. Walk around the house with big sad eyes and sing...

Anything for love;
I would do anything for love;
I would do anything for love;
But I wont do that;
I wont do that.




JennNicole Posted:

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what is the update after all on this saga? curious
carolinebr Posted:

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Posted by gemmifer

what is the update after all on this saga? curious




not too much to report. Joey was NOT there last night when I got home, THANK GOD. So we had a nice little dinner & spent some time with Ella & she WALKED!!! It was so fun! She took 6 steps & then started clapping for herself. It was f*cking adorable.



So I mentioned to DH after we put her to bed that I was not going to be calling Bill anymore, yada yada yada. I was prepared for a brawl but he said 'fine - I'll call ______ myself' (the guy who owns the car dealership) He met him at a boat race this summer. He said 'i just thought Bill was a good in.' I said 'yeah but he already said he can't help sop can we please leave him alone? I don't want to look like an a$$hole.'

Then we said 'its Joey that;'s being pushy about using Bill's name (the ex).' I said 'does Joey know he's my ex or does he think I'm just friends with him?' He said he wasn't sure.

I then asked if we can have a few Joey-free days & DH agreed. We agreed to come to LI this weekend! So no Joey for a few days thank GOD!!!!!




JennNicole Posted:

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I then asked if we can have a few Joey-free days & DH agreed. We agreed to come to LI this weekend! So no Joey for a few days thank GOD!!!!!



This seriously sounds like a bad seinfeild episode or something
Colette Posted:

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OMG this is AWESOME resolution!!!
OK tell DH we all love him again; Joey Schmoey sounds like a wanker.

And Ella walking this week?? [YAY ELLA!]
There are no coincidences, I think she's taking the initiative to show this dude the door...

Here's a goodbye gift for Joey:
MeNBobs Posted:

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I just saw this post but I am glad you were able to work everything out. Dh is not such a social retard. And goodbye Joey don't let the door hit your vagina on your way out.

Hooray for Ella walking!! Any big plans for your weekend on Long Island?? I am going to Newport next weekend I have my red pants ironed already.
dgirl0114 Posted:

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Caroline, first of all congrats on Ella walking!!
And so glad to hear that you guys were able to talk the whole Joey situation out.
sugarkube4 Posted:

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Holy Wow..... Are you ok?

Aug07OFCbride Posted:

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yay, what a great outcome. im sure some joey-free days will do you and DH well! (just check the trunk for joey before you pull away, he sounds elusive that joey)

..and yay for cutie ella too!!!!

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