LAUGHTER FOR THE MORNING
SENIOR CITIZEN CONVERSATIONS: The kind we all may end up having... and some of us already have!
Three old guys out walking. First one says. 'Windy isn't it? 'Second one says, 'No it's Thursday'!! Third one says. 'So am I. Lets go get a beer.'
****************************************** A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
****************************************** Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and said, 'You're really
doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful.'' The Doctor said, 'I didn't say that.
I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful.'
******************************************An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife
with endearing terms -- Honey, My Love, Darling,
Sweetheart, Pumpkin etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were
still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host,
'I think it is wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names.'
The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'I forgot her name about 10 years ago.'
Three old guys out walking. First one says. 'Windy isn't it? 'Second one says, 'No it's Thursday'!! Third one says. 'So am I. Lets go get a beer.'
****************************************** A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
****************************************** Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and said, 'You're really
doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful.'' The Doctor said, 'I didn't say that.
I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful.'
******************************************An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife
with endearing terms -- Honey, My Love, Darling,
Sweetheart, Pumpkin etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were
still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host,
'I think it is wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names.'
The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'I forgot her name about 10 years ago.'
