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Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

PoppedInASnap Posted:

Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

Dear Mrs Fazz,

It was brought to our attention last night that during the day you were speaking rather inapropriately to the children about something.
When they came home they told me that you told them that someone had been 'Squishing and flattening out crap' and that the teachers 'Shouldnot have to clean up all of the smushed crap that is left, since crap makes a mess'
So, With that being said, I thought that I would just tell you that the matter has been sent to the principal as well. I do not feel using the word 'Crap' is appropriate for 4th graders, and I'm sorry but I never pegged you as one to slip to easily and repeatidly.
Again, I also do not feel that children should be around 'feces' if it is on the floor, and if it is, I do feel it is up to the teachers to find out the source of where it is coming from. Children should not have to worry about someone elses defication on the floor.

Sincerely,
Mrs blah


****So I started to laugh and wrote the following back:


Dear MRs. Blah,
Unfortunately, there was no 'poop' on the floor that we were talking about. The other day after school, before the prep class, the children were found 'Smushing CRACKERS' into the floor. An entire bag of gold fish crackers and ritz cheese it crackers were found spread out, and made tons of crumbs. The teachers were rather upset because in the after school they do not have a broom or shovel and the janitor was not here yet so the mess had to be left.
I am sure that you know that there would be no place for 'feces' to be 'smushed' onto the floor. They are 9 years old, and I am pretty sure someone would have seen someone, or smelled, someone playing with poop.
Perhaps the children heard me say 'Crackers' and heard the word 'Cr*p'? That word is not part of my vocabulary and I would not continue to say it if I ever did slip. The principal WAS upstairs when I was telling the students about 'Smushing the crackers' because she was the one who told me about them. I am pretty sure that if she heard me say 'Cr*p' she would have corrected me.
THe reason it was brought up was because there was a live friend- a mouse- who showed up shortly after the children left, and we believe it was because of the smushed crackers that were all over the floor. I am sure you as a parent know the amount of crumbs one cracker can make.
Again, Crackers was repeated, to both classes. Not the 'poop' word.
Hope you have a wonderful week!
Mrs Fazz

**principal was with me when i was giving my 'Cracker' speech haha
Cacarina Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

What a psycho. I can't believe she sent that to the principal too, without discussing it with you FIRST. My gawd!!!!!
PoppedInASnap Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ


Posted by Cacarina

What a psycho. I can't believe she sent that to the principal too, without discussing it with you FIRST. My gawd!!!!!



And this mom has never given me a problem!!! we've had long talks when we dismiss !! The kids a little odd htough...
julesrbf Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

BWAHAHAHAHHA!

There are SO MANY FUNNY things about this I can't even!

Did she HONESTLY THINK that a bunch of 9 year olds were playing with fecal matter and rather than clean it up, you just sat there saying the word 'crap' over and over again?

OMG ... the things that go on in other people's heads!

Jenth Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

Scuks that you have to deal with the principal about this
kmiller Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

I can't wait to deal with this stuf...maybe I won't get my teaching degree after all. People are NUTS!
MLAngelo Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

I want to hear how she responds to your letter. What a weirdo. You responded very well by the way.

PoppedInASnap Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ


Posted by Jenth

Scuks that you have to deal with the principal about this



Noo- she was with me during the conversation. She thought it was funny too
T E R I Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

WOW what a crazy parent

I love your letter back to her
GT143EA Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ


Posted by julesrbf


Did she HONESTLY THINK that a bunch of 9 year olds were playing with fecal matter and rather than clean it up, you just sat there saying the word 'crap' over and over again?






I was thinking the same thing!!!!
Dreemer107 Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

ha. what a load of..crap

silly parents. theyve gotta be harder to deal with than the kids, huh?
MrsDtoBe09 Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

That is hysterical! Some parents are just like their kids...they only hear what they want to hear!
LadyDuda81509 Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

that is soo freaking funny!! lol people gotta learn that their child is not always right!!

PoppedInASnap Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ


Posted by julesrbf

BWAHAHAHAHHA!

There are SO MANY FUNNY things about this I can't even!

Did she HONESTLY THINK that a bunch of 9 year olds were playing with fecal matter and rather than clean it up, you just sat there saying the word 'crap' over and over again?

OMG ... the things that go on in other people's heads!






I think thats why i was laughing so hard. I was like 'Wait, I continued to say crap? and let them play with crap?'
las1 Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

wow she sounds crazy! i like your response back to her you will have to tell us what she said. i thought your response was very professional

PoppedInASnap Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ


Posted by las1

wow she sounds crazy! i like your response back to her you will have to tell us what she said. i thought your response was very professional



Espesially my use of the word POOP right
PoppedInASnap Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

I wanted to say CRACKERS not CRAP u burn out!!
gina409 Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

she sounds nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would send her kid home with one of those pastic peices of doody
coldasice217 Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ

Wow...yeah my sister gets some crazy letters too. I would end up in jail if I was a teacher.
las1 Posted:

Re: Letter I got from a parent today...Made me laugh histerical...U HAVE TO READ


Posted by PoppedInASnap


Posted by las1

wow she sounds crazy! i like your response back to her you will have to tell us what she said. i thought your response was very professional



Espesially my use of the word POOP right



yeah i think you responded in the best way possible. she is nuts.

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