love Letterman!

Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine

10 Hey, what's new?

9 It's Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Nevermind.

8 Ralph Nader here, glad to hear I'm not the only politician who has to pay for it

7 I'm calling from the 'New York Post.' Would you rather be known as 'Disgraced Gov Perv' or 'Humiliated Whore Fiend'?

6 This is John McCain, if it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln's wife

5 It's Dr. Phil, call me if you need any horse**** advice

4 This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?

3 It's Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way

2 Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free

1 It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I'm no longer America's creepiest governor

that's hysterical! my friend sent me these headlines this morning:

'Spitzer will pull out within the hour, or around $4900 from now'

'Spitzer involved in prostitution ring. Swallower unavailable for comment'

I liek the one about Arnold

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Posted by MeNBobs

I liek the one about Arnold

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same here!!!!

You guys are AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!