monday pick me ups 1*31*11

The bride submitted this photo, saying that the wedding party wasn’t so into the jumping trend and instead opted to skip for their wedding party portrait. To which I say….is this actually better than jumping? I can’t really decide. Ultimately I think the jumping trend should be replaced with a shakeface trend. And I don’t think I’ll be satisfied until that happens.




Bouquet Toss FAILs never get old for me. Especially when the bride is making a big “ta-da!” presentation about it. It’s a combination of hilarity and disappointment all around. I like how the chick on the far right is like, “Hey, don’t look at me, I don’t want to get married anytime soon!”


okay, is it just me.. or does it look like a bunch of tiny penis' on this cake?


Whoaaaa! “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Garter”? What the hell is this?! It looks… terrible. This is like prime bribery material, and now it’s been published on the web, by me. Whoops! Sorry, ladies. But really, you shouldn’t always do what photographers tell you to do. Repeat after me: The photographer is not always right!


The submitter says, “This is an OLD D&D joke. Just to make our Ren wedding more nerdy (could it get more nerdy), we made sure to attack the Gazebo.” OK, I’m gonna be honest here: I have a few friends who play D&D, but I basically know nothing about it. That being said, I think this picture is very funny. Especially since I have no idea what’s going on. I didn’t even do a Google search to find out what it means, because it’s kind of funnier to just not know. I know you guys are all going to tell me what it means in the comments, but for a few precious minutes, it was funnier not knowing.


I like the way the bride and groom are both wearing white for the sake of this photo, but I also think the groom looks ridiculous. And I feel the exact same way about the bridesmaids’ dresses. Cool picture, questionable fashion. Also, what’s up with that guy in the back? How’d he jump so high?! He rules.



HARRY POTTER SPOILER FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T READ THE BOOKS


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When wearing a new sweater to dinner, make sure all the tags aren't still hanging out the back when going to the restroom. #LFMF
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After playing with your daughters, remember to take the plastic crown of your head and don't wonder why the pizza man is stairing at you funny #LFMF
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The button on the remote that unlocks the doors for your car, only works on your car doors. It does not make the elevator doors open after you've left a meeting. People will stare at you. #LFMF
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^ i sent that to one of my BMs.. here's our convo:
[14:50] http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/dad-eating-out.jpg
[14:50] lmaoooo
[14:50] i was typing to my mom once and it auto corrected it to 'i want you to finger me'
[14:51] ROFLLLLLLLLLLL
[14:51] i was like oooh **** .. 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!! IT AUTO CORRECTED IT!!' we never spoke of it again.














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Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep three hours. FML
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Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
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Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
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Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? 'I sense something horrible is going to happen.' I was planning to propose. FML
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Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
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Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
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Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
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Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
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Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
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Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML
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sorry... no time for TFLN... but everything else is caught up!

Re: monday pick me ups 1*31*11

I haven't even finished them all, but for some reason I cannot stop watching the video of the guy punching his computer monitor. I'm crying laughing over here.

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there was a FML i'm STILL laughing over.. but it was kinda sad..

i'll post it now, i'm editing it a little, i dont wanna upset anyone.

Today, my cat (crapped the floor) while walking around the kitchen. He (freaked) when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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Posted by jilliibabii

I haven't even finished them all, but for some reason I cannot stop watching the video of the guy punching his computer monitor. I'm crying laughing over here.

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I kept watching it too.

Although fail for me b/c I just went through the hole thing and didn't read the harry potter books.

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I nearly sharted myself when I saw the wizard-math problem one!

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YAY for the Futurama pic!

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Posted by MrsSx2

I nearly sharted myself when I saw the wizard-math problem one!

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yes! this one was awesome!

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Posted by jilliibabii
I cannot stop watching the video of the guy punching his computer monitor. I'm crying laughing over here.

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Ditto!

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i also had to watch that poor guy punch his monitor about 80 times

this one is especially disturbing because the 'teacher' used the wrong 'your' (should be you're)