Most inappropriate convo ever..

MrsDrinkh20 Posted: Mar 03, 2010 08:18 PM

Most inappropriate convo ever..

So today at work I was talking with the secretaries in the office about how I don't think I will ever have kids based on all of my coworkers stories about childbirth and pregnancy! As this conversation was happening, I didnt realize the most busy-body-esque mother was standing there. I said I can't imagine the actual act of popping out a kid and that I wish I could opt for a c section. Then I said 'Well I have a while before I could decide something like that anyway.' (meaning, YEARS until I get preggo!) I turn around and I see the rumor mill starting, envision this mother texting all her chronies and she says, 'YOU'RE PREGNANT?!?' To which I SCREAMED 'NO NO NO!!!!' She then laughs and says 'It;s not so bad...your whoo ha will be all stretched out but they can put an extra stitch in it to tighten you up! '

I ALMOST DIED!! I got so red and started sweating!! OH MAN! How awful!!!

MirabellaNYC Posted: Mar 03, 2010 08:20 PM

Re: Most inappropriate convo ever..

Posted by MrsDrinkh20

So today at work I was talking with the secretaries in the office about how I don't think I will ever have kids based on all of my coworkers stories about childbirth and pregnancy! As this conversation was happening, I didnt realize the most busy-body-esque mother was standing there. I said I can't imagine the actual act of popping out a kid and that I wish I could opt for a c section. Then I said 'Well I have a while before I could decide something like that anyway.' (meaning, YEARS until I get preggo!) I turn around and I see the rumor mill starting, envision this mother texting all her chronies and she says, 'YOU'RE PREGNANT?!?' To which I SCREAMED 'NO NO NO!!!!' She then laughs and says 'It;s not so bad...your whoo ha will be all stretched out but they can put an extra stitch in it to tighten you up! '

I ALMOST DIED!! I got so red and started sweating!! OH MAN! How awful!!!

WOW! Quite an office convo!! LOL
I can't believe she said 'whoo haa' to you!