my keys just don't like me -xpost from LIF

funny story about my keys obviously not obvious hatred for me

enjoy!

Caroline, that was excellent !
Such graphic writing, I could picture the scene completely.

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Posted by SusiBtoM

Caroline, that was excellent !
Such graphic writing, I could picture the scene completely.

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I like exaggerating the meager events that happen in my life.. makes my life less *boring*

kind of like painting a picture in fluorescent colors instead of earth tones.

Of course. Just writing, 'I dropped my keys down the elevator shaft', is boring.

There needs to be an eloquent detailing of the events leading up to the said dropping and the description of how the matter was resolved. The anguish of your son as his newly appointed keeper of the keys position has become undone.

Very good writing. The suspense keeps you until you just have to laugh at the outcome..

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Posted by SusiBtoM

Of course. Just writing, 'I dropped my keys down the elevator shaft', is boring.

There needs to be an eloquent detailing of the events leading up to the said dropping and the description of how the matter was resolved. The anguish of your son as his newly appointed keeper of the keys position has become undone.

Very good writing. The suspense keeps you until you just have to laugh at the outcome..

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I see what you did there...

If only we could articulate our thoughts in such a persuasive and forceful manner on a daily basis, it would be exceedingly dignified in form and invoke a strong feeling of enlightenment in our readers.

It would behoove us to write this way to compel observance of amusement in our fellow board members.

I, for one, find it agreeable.

On a side note:

Aidan was DEVISTATED... he panicked and it was innocently adorable, but sad to watch...

He kept crying 'omg omg what are we going to do omg...'

I was a tad annoyed, but after seeing how he came apart I had to remind him that it WASN'T a big deal, and no one got hurt... we weren't 'late' for anything...

Later that night I made a point to sit with him and laugh about the whole thing.

It broke my heart watching him break down like that

Oh poor sweet Caroline, I am rolling over here - seriously, I have tears from laughter! I just want to thank you because how ever bad my day is today (and it should be a doozie) I can just recall this story and think 'it could be worse, I could be Caroline and her keys!' Thanks for entertaining us with this - I especially love how the kitty litter kept increasing in size! Too funny.

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Posted by BlushingBride714

Oh poor sweet Caroline, I am rolling over here - seriously, I have tears from laughter! I just want to thank you because how ever bad my day is today (and it should be a doozie) I can just recall this story and think 'it could be worse, I could be Caroline and her keys!' Thanks for entertaining us with this - I especially love how the kitty litter kept increasing in size! Too funny.

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with every step I took, that damn bucket got heavier and heavier...

glad I can provide some smiles.

I live to serve...

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Posted by carolinep24

with every step I took, that damn bucket got heavier and heavier...

glad I can provide some smiles.

I live to serve...

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Well smiles you have def achieved, although I do have to say I was a little nervous clicking the link for fear that it was a rick roll! LOL!

any excuse to use the word SHAFT .

Good story!!! you should be a writer a lot of people claim to be writers but they don't have the 'gift'. You made me wish my keys were exciting when I lose them. i may have to get myself a almost 8 year old they seem to come in handy.

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Posted by MeNBobs

any excuse to use the word SHAFT .

Good story!!! you should be a writer a lot of people claim to be writers but they don't have the 'gift'. You made me wish my keys were exciting when I lose them. i may have to get myself a almost 8 year old they seem to come in handy.

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my almost 8 year old finally turns 8 in a week and a half.

expect a HUGE post on the reflection of his 7+ years...

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Posted by BlushingBride714

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Posted by carolinep24

with every step I took, that damn bucket got heavier and heavier...

glad I can provide some smiles.

I live to serve...

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Well smiles you have def achieved, although I do have to say I was a little nervous clicking the link for fear that it was a rick roll! LOL!

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hahahahah i'm afraid the rick roll is PLAYED..

and momma just don't do played.

You really need to write a book or something.Your writing and humor just flows.

very cute story you missed your calling. really really.