MY MIL...... (UPDATED)

is coming over!! She has a suprise for me!! I have to hide the house phone and turn off the ringer (she has NO CLUE we have a house phone- she'd start calling that a million times a day too! It's bad enough she has our cell numbers! )

When she called my cell (I didn't answer) her message starts with 'MArie, it's your Mother-In-Law......' in her horrible witch voice! God- she drives me CRAZY!! I'll let you know what she wants once she leaves!!

WOW. Must be really bad if you cant even tell her you have a home phone!

Hope its a GOOD surprise!!!

you better disconnect that phone!!

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Posted by hunnybunnyxoxo

you better disconnect that phone!!

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Check!! Unplugged and hidden!! If she knew eh had a home phone, i'd start ringing at 6am and it wouldn't stop all day!! She is the BIGGEST PITA!!

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Posted by Brian and Marie

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Posted by hunnybunnyxoxo

you better disconnect that phone!!

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Check!! Unplugged and hidden!! If she knew eh had a home phone, i'd start ringing at 6am and it wouldn't stop all day!! She is the BIGGEST PITA!!

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I love it

OMG do you hae the same MIL?!?!?!?!?!? I feel like we do!
Don't let her get to you!

hehehehe, you're so funny!!!


Good Luck!

lmao u r too funny! can't wait to hear!!!!

what the he11 would she want???? update update!

UPDATE:

She 'suprised' me with the Season One DVD of SATC which she borrowed from me and then LOST!! To me that is called a replacement NOT a gift like she called it!!

The woman is crazy!!! She comes in and then starts complaining about how hungry she is. Which of course is going to lead to me asking what she wants to eat. She replies with' I really love english muffin pizzas....you got any?' So I made her lunch. Oh and then she b*tches that they were too hot and they burnt her mouth! HELLO- you just saw me take them out of the oven!!!! Then she starts b*tching and moaning about everyone and everything!! About her sons, about her church, her best friend (I don't know how she has any friends), her friemds children. And the best was all the b*tching about her beloved dog which is really old and sick! I swear the woman is bipolar!!

I'M JUST GLAD SHES GONE!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and mission 'HIDE PHONE' was a success!!!

you poor girl! thanks for the update! She does sound bipolar!

Well, hard part is over! now you can look forward to her next arrival.
j/k

sheesh!!!

well at least she meant well w/ the replacement disc.

as for the rest, i really do feel bad for some of you ladies when you tell stories of MILs who butt in or have these ridiculous expectations of you.

SOunds like you had a great afternoon

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Posted by PegaLega

SOunds like you had a great afternoon

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It was the BEST ever!!!

i SYMPATHIZE with you... my MIL is nuts too

thank goodness your phone mission succeeded!!congrats!!