NWR: Cheapest person I know... from AOL...
I'm all for saving a buck or two but AOL has a feature today called the cheapest person I know... these 2 made me laugh out loud. #1 is enough to understand why they divorced, and #2 is so tacky but something about the sheer cleverness of it appeals to me!!!!
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Submitted by: Anonymous
My ex-husband was so cheap. He bought me candy and flowers for Valentine's Day. He said I could look at the flowers for about an hour and have one piece of the candy and then he took the candy and the flowers to his mother and his sister for their Valentine's gifts.
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Submitted by: LoriBNJ
My friend's Dad used to put the person he wanted his mail to go to in the return address area, and purposely forget postage. When it was returned, it wasn't returned to him; it was brought to the person he wanted to send it to!
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Submitted by: Anonymous
My ex-husband was so cheap. He bought me candy and flowers for Valentine's Day. He said I could look at the flowers for about an hour and have one piece of the candy and then he took the candy and the flowers to his mother and his sister for their Valentine's gifts.
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Submitted by: LoriBNJ
My friend's Dad used to put the person he wanted his mail to go to in the return address area, and purposely forget postage. When it was returned, it wasn't returned to him; it was brought to the person he wanted to send it to!
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