O M GGGGGGGGGGGG WHYYYYYYYY

So no long drawn out tale with this one..just cutting to the chase cause that is the funny part here...

You know those moments we all have...Snagged stocking causing a run to you HELLO, zipper breaking at an inopportune time, skirt getting caught in your underoos...

Yea THOSE times.

I had one JUST NOW....

I wear ladly-length skirts. NO mini's here. But my skirts tend to 'twirl' when I walk because I have a BIG @ss and no waistline so there is a big difference even with tailoring. (This IS a tailored skirt-B*stards!) So when I walk, they turn all the way around. I am used to it; just handle it with alot of tugging. Usually.

Well I went out to run an errand-had my bulky winter jacket on that comes to my ankels. I come back from my errand racing to get to my desk so i whip off coat and hat and run down the hall, waving cheerily at my bosses as I pass. They gave me odd looks but said nada and I thought nothing of it. I went to my supervisor who was covering my desk and stand beside her, yapping about our project for the afternoon. Only after 5 minutes of standing there RIGHT where everyone can see me (We face the hall and everyone who coms off the elevator cause our door is always open), do I realize....

Hmmm do I feel that window draft a little more on my nethers than I should?

MY SKIRT WAS UP AROUND MY WAIST!!!!!!!!!!! KILL ME NOW.

OMG I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!

I am wearing FISHNETS ladies...thank GOD above I decided to wear Spanx too....

I cant even look my boss in the face. He just grins everytime he walks by. I am waiting for him to say something because he's known for being a pisser....

Maybe I can drown myself in a cup of iced tea...

Grab your coat
Go home
buy a bottle of wine
drink the whole thing
call in sick tomorrow (you'll be hungover)

never wear that skirt again

---

Posted by carolinebr

Grab your coat
Go home
buy a bottle of wine
drink the whole thing
call in sick tomorrow (you'll be hungover)

never wear that skirt again

---

I want to die. Did I mention I wear high heels and all my bosses are over 60?

OMG! Those moments are the worst!!

I had one of those in the city once while wearing a flowy skirt and walking over a subway grate...BIG mistake! Right in midtown..so don't worry, you're not alone!

---

Posted by PeteysBride

---

Posted by carolinebr

Grab your coat
Go home
buy a bottle of wine
drink the whole thing
call in sick tomorrow (you'll be hungover)

never wear that skirt again

---

I want to die. Did I mention I wear high heels and all my bosses are over 60?

---

Let's be honest- you're gorgeous. It's embarrassing that it happened, but at least you gave them a good show I',m sure they haven't seen anything that good in a while. Now would be a good time to ask for that raise....

---

Posted by carolinebr

---

Posted by PeteysBride

---

Posted by carolinebr

Grab your coat
Go home
buy a bottle of wine
drink the whole thing
call in sick tomorrow (you'll be hungover)

never wear that skirt again

---

I want to die. Did I mention I wear high heels and all my bosses are over 60?

---

Let's be honest- you're gorgeous. It's embarrassing that it happened, but at least you gave them a good show I',m sure they haven't seen anything that good in a while. Now would be a good time to ask for that raise....

---

I don't know what's funnier to me - the original story or this exchange above!!

you guys kill me

---

Posted by carolinebr

I want to die. Did I mention I wear high heels and all my bosses are over 60?

---

Let's be honest- you're gorgeous. It's embarrassing that it happened, but at least you gave them a good show I',m sure they haven't seen anything that good in a while. Now would be a good time to ask for that raise....

---

OH man Caroline...they are all embarrassed. All the doors closed at once lmao. Everyone's going home and I'm trying to be all cheery and they're mumbling and looking at their feet.... I mean Ive flashed before, but never here. Imagine ming vases, stuffy antiques and fossils.. TAHT is my place of employment.

I feel worse now I embarrassed them and nothing I can say to make it better. That wine is sounding sooo good.

---

Posted by carolinebr

Let's be honest- you're gorgeous. It's embarrassing that it happened, but at least you gave them a good show I',m sure they haven't seen anything that good in a while. Now would be a good time to ask for that raise....

---

haha...i was just thinking the same thing, at least you are gorgeous...you make me laugh...because when you tell these stories i picture a character much like Ugly Betty (except for the whole ugly part )

---

Posted by PeteysBride

---

Posted by carolinebr

I want to die. Did I mention I wear high heels and all my bosses are over 60?

---

Let's be honest- you're gorgeous. It's embarrassing that it happened, but at least you gave them a good show I',m sure they haven't seen anything that good in a while. Now would be a good time to ask for that raise....

---

OH man Caroline...they are all embarrassed. All the doors closed at once lmao. Everyone's going home and I'm trying to be all cheery and they're mumbling and looking at their feet.... I mean Ive flashed before, but never here. Imagine ming vases, stuffy antiques and fossils.. TAHT is my place of employment.

I feel worse now I embarrassed them and nothing I can say to make it better. That wine is sounding sooo good.

---

Tomorrow, show up to work with your underwear OUTSIDE your pants. That should break the ice.

---

Posted by cookiemonster

---

Posted by carolinebr

---

Posted by PeteysBride

---

Posted by carolinebr

Grab your coat
Go home
buy a bottle of wine
drink the whole thing
call in sick tomorrow (you'll be hungover)

never wear that skirt again

---

I want to die. Did I mention I wear high heels and all my bosses are over 60?

---

Let's be honest- you're gorgeous. It's embarrassing that it happened, but at least you gave them a good show I',m sure they haven't
seen anything that good in a while. Now would be a good time to ask for that raise....

---

I don't know what's funnier to me - the original story or this exchange above!!

you guys kill me

---

oh jen...we love you girl!!!

---

Posted by carolinebr

---

Posted by PeteysBride

---

Posted by carolinebr

I want to die. Did I mention I wear high heels and all my bosses are over 60?

---

Let's be honest- you're gorgeous. It's embarrassing that it happened, but at least you gave them a good show I',m sure they haven't seen anything that good in a while. Now would be a good time to ask for that raise....

---

OH man Caroline...they are all embarrassed. All the doors closed at once lmao. Everyone's going home and I'm trying to be all cheery and they're mumbling and looking at their feet.... I mean Ive flashed before, but never here. Imagine ming vases, stuffy antiques and fossils.. TAHT is my place of employment.

I feel worse now I embarrassed them and nothing I can say to make it better. That wine is sounding sooo good.

---

Tomorrow, show up to work with your underwear OUTSIDE your pants. That should break the ice.

---

I just dont know how you do it, have these things happen to you and dont hide in a closet-b/c I would!!! But if you wore your underwear on the outside of your pants it probably would break the ice!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!! But in the interum, I can see you smiling God D a m n that tailor!!!!

OMG......I would've died!!! lol

You poor thing!!!

---

Posted by PegaLega

[I just dont know how you do it, have these things happen to you and dont hide in a closet-b/c I would!!! But if you wore your underwear on the outside of your pants it probably would break the ice!!!

---

Neither do I but maybe its because between DH and I, we always say the only luck we have is bad luck. You should see the pickles we get into when we're together.

ETA: It happened again btw-The fabric is that thin material-seasonless? And its lined so I guess the slippery lining makes it ride up so when its rubbing inside a coat, voila. But his time my only witnesses wree my cats so it was ok.

wait, 'up around your waist' as in lifted up so that your butt is exposed??
omg!!?!?!?!?

just own it baby! yeah, my skirt was up, so!!
act cool!

easy for me to say...

sorry Babe!!

too cute!!!

Jenn... im glad you laughed it off!!
i would have died! i dont wear skirts for that same reason!

---

Posted by carolinebr

---

Posted by PeteysBride

---

Posted by carolinebr

I want to die. Did I mention I wear high heels and all my bosses are over 60?

---

Let's be honest- you're gorgeous. It's embarrassing that it happened, but at least you gave them a good show I',m sure they haven't seen anything that good in a while. Now would be a good time to ask for that raise....

---

OH man Caroline...they are all embarrassed. All the doors closed at once lmao. Everyone's going home and I'm trying to be all cheery and they're mumbling and looking at their feet.... I mean Ive flashed before, but never here. Imagine ming vases, stuffy antiques and fossils.. TAHT is my place of employment.

I feel worse now I embarrassed them and nothing I can say to make it better. That wine is sounding sooo good.

---

Tomorrow, show up to work with your underwear OUTSIDE your pants. That should break the ice.

---

ok im peeing in my pants right now because of what happened jen and caroline for your comments. im crying!!!! terrible!!!!

LMAO!!! Only you Jenn, only you!