O M GGGGGGGGGGGG WHYYYYYYYY

So no long drawn out tale with this one..just cutting to the chase cause that is the funny part here...

You know those moments we all have...Snagged stocking causing a run to you HELLO, zipper breaking at an inopportune time, skirt getting caught in your underoos...

Yea THOSE times.

I had one JUST NOW....

I wear ladly-length skirts. NO mini's here. But my skirts tend to 'twirl' when I walk because I have a BIG @ss and no waistline so there is a big difference even with tailoring. (This IS a tailored skirt-B*stards!) So when I walk, they turn all the way around. I am used to it; just handle it with alot of tugging. Usually.

Well I went out to run an errand-had my bulky winter jacket on that comes to my ankels. I come back from my errand racing to get to my desk so i whip off coat and hat and run down the hall, waving cheerily at my bosses as I pass. They gave me odd looks but said nada and I thought nothing of it. I went to my supervisor who was covering my desk and stand beside her, yapping about our project for the afternoon. Only after 5 minutes of standing there RIGHT where everyone can see me (We face the hall and everyone who coms off the elevator cause our door is always open), do I realize....

Hmmm do I feel that window draft a little more on my nethers than I should?

MY SKIRT WAS UP AROUND MY WAIST!!!!!!!!!!! KILL ME NOW.

OMG I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!

I am wearing FISHNETS ladies...thank GOD above I decided to wear Spanx too....

I cant even look my boss in the face. He just grins everytime he walks by. I am waiting for him to say something because he's known for being a pisser....

Maybe I can drown myself in a cup of iced tea...