Office Dare Of The Day

send an e-mail to your boss in which the first letter of each line spells 'I hate my job'

What would you write?

Get thinking ladies

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I hate my job
How come you haven't noticed how miserable I am?
And why did you get the promotion I deserved?
Thanks for always making my days a little more pleasant
Ever consider getting therapy?
Maybe you should stop talking sometimes and think before you speak
You get on my nerves
Just wanted to let you know
Over and over again
Because I hate my job.



(not that I feel that way )

Wow that was good!!
I tried then gave up. It was supposed to help with my boredom but only added to it .

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Posted by DNicholes

(not that I feel that way )

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I recieved your email regarding my email about that million dollar sales meeting meeting at 1pm that was changed to 4pm and then cancelled by the Client who could not make 4pm.
How did that happen you asked?
All I know is Marjorie told Kenneth to tell Eric who told Katie who told me that the luncheon was being changed to a dinnereon after she got back from her appointment at the dentist.
Thats exactly what I said...WHY didn't Marjorie just come to me directly so I found out about the former luncheon now dinnereon at 9am when Kylie called her, rather than at 1pm when I had to stick the luncheon in the refrigerator to ensure the dinnereon would be fresh, because I know how Amy like her lettuce crispy and so do the German bio people. Produce and all.
Eric agrees that she is trying to overcompensate for the other soggy 'veggies' in her life and I have to admit I never realized till he pointed it out, that she picks out all cucmbers from her salad and only has a pickle when the deli down the block has the plus sized gherkins in stock.
My personal thoughts are you should only have a plus sized gherkin once a week if you're too afraid to try anything other than Italian dressing on your salad, and yes I am a creamy ceaser kind of girl.
Your flight to Seattle was confirmed for next Monday, and yes I did get the memo regarding the treadmill you special ordered for your wife's anniversary present. Yes, I am pretty sure she will not be expecting it and will surely let you know in her eloquent way exactly how she feels about your thoughtful insight to her health.
Just so you know, Bloomingdales is having a sale this week and I just happen to be going there today during lunch armed with coupons to buy my mother a birthday present. would you like me to pick up a little something extra for Diane since I know you love to shower her with your love? Diamonds are a girl's best friend and that tennis bracelet she was talking about the last time she was in the office will fit into the cupholder on the treadmill perfectly for a hidden surprise.
Of course, Boss. Only the best for your wife.
By the way, she is on line 2. The treadmill was delivered early.

Jenn - all I can say is

I realized I didnt finish one of the sentences lmao. Had to go back and edit it.