oh god, I'm dying over here...AND another....

Maam, this is a serious business transaction. Pardon my French, but please cut the crap. Send me your telephone number so I can call you and convince you that I am on the level. If it is a cameo you are angling for, then I believe something may be able to be arranged (however, I would of course need to clear it with Clooney and you may have to come in for a screen test - just a formality). Please...let's move beyond these idiotic emails so we can get down to business.

P.S.: We have been operating under the assumption that your brother in law is a special needs person. That is not necessarily a pre-condition of his employment - I just wanted to check. Thks.

Warmest regards,
J. Kendall Farnsworth III
Acme Talent Agency LLC

ETA:


I replied with 'Sure, 212-867-5309. Ps: Do you like Futurama?'

Ms. Cozza,

I'm becoming concerned that you are intentionally obstructing my path to your brother in law. I'm through playing games with you. Possibly it is that you do not wish to be left behind when your brother makes it in Hollywood and is socializing with George Clooney. It is not for me to psycho-analyze you...but I suggest that you do some soul searching. In the meantime, I have mobilized my team of private investigators and they have assured me that I will have your brother in law's telephone number by noon (West coast time) tomorrow. The number you sent me appears to be a fake. Not surprising after having been forced to suffer your ridiculous (and gramatically lacking) emails for the last few days. Thankfully, once I reach your brother in law, I will no longer have to deal with you. I would like to leave you with one thought, however. Jealousy of your brother in law will not make you feel better about your life. Do not be bitter about his success. It will end up eating you alive.



Warmest regards,
J. Kendall Farnsworth III
Acme Talent Agency LLC


LOL.....I really hope they got that number and didn't actually try to call it.



Seriously, grown men with big paychecks, need work to do.

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omg i just read all the threads Special Ed(ward)

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oh, now he sounds legit to me

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This is hysterical. Tell him to western union you $100 and he has a deal

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Tell him to 'go ahead mobilize your private investigators and I will mobilize my lawyer to sue you for harrassment 'because at this point he is harrassing you.
Also- I would also tell him that 'how could I take you seriously when you give me a fake name and company. Give me your real info and then maybe I would consider it.'

Or ask him for his info and you will foward it to your BIL- If they are a real company they would do it.

Its funny but scary at the same time. This guy/girl has gone a little too far.

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Posted by Future Mrs H
Its funny but scary at the same time. This guy/girl has gone a little too far.

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i agree with this.


but it's still pretty funny ... let's see what happens at noon (west coast time) today

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i spoke to my BIL, and he thinks it's someone from his work. He does IT work so he's gonna scan the computers, see whose been on you tube. the emails are during work hours (i didn't get one all weekend, and they stopped responding at 6 yesterday).

i'm really not that scared. lol.