OH NO talk about misunderstanding something lol

Ok so today I get a phone call from a friend and right away asked 'ARE YOU PREGNANT' are you planning on announcing and thats why you haven't told us. She told me her and another friend were talking about it and all thought i would announce it tomorrow, then someone else i spoke to said another friend also asked this morning if i was pregnant and if im just waiting to tell people. Now why all of a sudden do ppl think i am pregnant, well now I know and i have to say that i think ALOT of ppl are going to think this

Now i dont have facebook but DH does. His brother left him a comment saying something like 'I heard the great news, i have cuban cigars for you that we'll share together, congratulations HUGS. The cuban cigar statement was along those lines. Now that my friend told me i have to say that i can see why people think that and of course everybody is going to think the same thing lol. When you say congratulations and say i have a cigar for you and we'll smoke it together or anything along those lines, it is usually bc of a baby lol.

BUT it had NOTHING to do with me being pregnant. I just got a job yesterday so thats what it was about, maybe he also threw in that he had some cigars also to give him in the post but it does come out like that lol.

Now when ppl see me smoking tomorrow im gonna wonder if they all think im horrible I think everyone ill greet tomorrow i'll say 'hello, thank you for coming and no im not pregnant'