ok we NEED to LIVEN up these boards...for serious!!

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Posted by gina409

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Posted by grkbarbie

did u end up finshing around the corner??

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no..its the reason we broke up

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Geez, whatta he-wa!

omg these are great

i really can't share the one i have its WAY to much TMI! haha

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Posted by geegee827

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Posted by gina409

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Posted by grkbarbie

did u end up finshing around the corner??

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no..its the reason we broke up

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i guess you can kinda call this a date. back in hs a friend who i later found out hardly knew this guy tried to set me up. so basically it was a blind date. the guy showed up to my school with a sign that said my name is block letters, and was wearing a grandpa christmas sweater. then we went to this pizza place to eat and he goes to the bathroom and comes back and says do you want to take a walk, so im like fine, well i gotta go home anyway so we could walk back to near my house, so while we're walking, he goes, so i dont want you to think i was taking a shyt in the bathroom, i was rolling a joint, you wanna smoke??? ummmm, i basically ran home, lol. *** is wrong with people

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Posted by gina409

here is a dirty/funny one....

loong time ago my ex and i were parked by a dead end fooling around...i umbegan to (get my drift)..ike 5 min go by and all the sudden i hear clapping...i get up and we look at the window and a group of people are watching and clapping..all young kids..i was mortified and screamed driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvveeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

thank god nobody owned camera phones then and it serves me right for being a hoe

he was my bf of 5 years lol so not that hoeish

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only you!

I might win this one...but it was my fault, not his! Let me start by saying, I drink alot but I have no idea what happened to me this time...

I had my eye on my cousins friend. He was SO hot, he looked just like Adrien Grenier from Entourage...so finally he ends up asking me to hang out one night and I'm like woohoo...I do myself up, blahblah, and we end up going to the bar at FRIDAYS because it was late by the time we started and we were just gonna have a drink...so...I decide its a great idea to drink like ummmmm 7 glasses of red wine, lol. We were obviously chatting and having a good time...

So he takes me home and comes in...we go and we're sitting on the couch chatting, making out, etc...and I guess at some point, I passed out. And then...I woke up, but only because I was vomiting on him. I win.

Oh and I gave him a hickey. And we were like 23. I win.



This is the first time I've publicly shared this story.

And we went out for a while afterwards. Turns out, hot was all he was. And he used that hair pomade thats like grease and the first time I slept over, I didn't know that apparently his pillows were covered in it...and I looked like Cameron Diaz in something about mary but it was my whole head.

I win.

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Posted by KittyGags



Oh and I gave him a hickey. And we were like 23. I win.



This is the first time I've publicly shared this story.

And we went out for a while afterwards. Turns out, hot was all he was. And he used that hair pomade thats like grease and the first time I slept over, I didn't know that apparently his pillows were covered in it...and I looked like Cameron Diaz in something about mary but it was my whole head.

I win.

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lmaooooo!!!! and cameron diaz...just be happy that it wasnt the same as Cameron Diaz.!

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.................I've been on a few bad ones.

Maybe the worst one ever-I was 26 and met a guy through myspace (hey it was 6 years ago! )
He was totally one of those intellectuals, lived in Gramercy Park, had a golden retriever, 30...

Well he was quite the writer on email! We clicked so well!
Then we met at this coffee shop on Irving Place...

We met and within 5 minutes I was like 'oh geez ). He was kinda cute but he had the personality of a potato!! Soooo boring..And I bet he thought I was just some ditzy fashion girl..We kinda sat there, it was awkward. We had nothing to say.
So after the cappucinos were done, we peaced out!!
We were both thrilled to end the date. It was the longest 45 minutes ever.

And after that I went out and met my friends at Marquee and partied all through the night!

PS I used to be Carrie Bradshaw

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Posted by KittyGags

I might win this one...but it was my fault, not his! Let me start by saying, I drink alot but I have no idea what happened to me this time...

I had my eye on my cousins friend. He was SO hot, he looked just like Adrien Grenier from Entourage...so finally he ends up asking me to hang out one night and I'm like woohoo...I do myself up, blahblah, and we end up going to the bar at FRIDAYS because it was late by the time we started and we were just gonna have a drink...so...I decide its a great idea to drink like ummmmm 7 glasses of red wine, lol. We were obviously chatting and having a good time...

So he takes me home and comes in...we go and we're sitting on the couch chatting, making out, etc...and I guess at some point, I passed out. And then...I woke up, but only because I was vomiting on him. I win.

Oh and I gave him a hickey. And we were like 23. I win.



This is the first time I've publicly shared this story.

And we went out for a while afterwards. Turns out, hot was all he was. And he used that hair pomade thats like grease and the first time I slept over, I didn't know that apparently his pillows were covered in it...and I looked like Cameron Diaz in something about mary but it was my whole head.

I win.

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I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by MirabellaNYC

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Posted by KittyGags

I might win this one...but it was my fault, not his! Let me start by saying, I drink alot but I have no idea what happened to me this time...

I had my eye on my cousins friend. He was SO hot, he looked just like Adrien Grenier from Entourage...so finally he ends up asking me to hang out one night and I'm like woohoo...I do myself up, blahblah, and we end up going to the bar at FRIDAYS because it was late by the time we started and we were just gonna have a drink...so...I decide its a great idea to drink like ummmmm 7 glasses of red wine, lol. We were obviously chatting and having a good time...

So he takes me home and comes in...we go and we're sitting on the couch chatting, making out, etc...and I guess at some point, I passed out. And then...I woke up, but only because I was vomiting on him. I win.

Oh and I gave him a hickey. And we were like 23. I win.



This is the first time I've publicly shared this story.

And we went out for a while afterwards. Turns out, hot was all he was. And he used that hair pomade thats like grease and the first time I slept over, I didn't know that apparently his pillows were covered in it...and I looked like Cameron Diaz in something about mary but it was my whole head.

I win.

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I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LOL I was so mortified the next day, I just kept doing laundry and showering. I felt like if I cleaned enough, it might not have ever happened...

OMG I kind of have one but I don't even know if I can type it all out. . when I was in grad school there was this guy I had gone on a few dates with he was a nice guy but was just NOT feeling it long term so I told him. well next time I saw him he told me he had all these past life regressions done and he realized why we had such a crazy relationship and that I was uncomfortable with him. . then he says do you want to know about them.. and I say NO. . so he tells me. . (PLEASE SKIP THIS IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE it's a little graphic. .

1. He is my father and I'm his daughter and he walks in on me eliminating my own pregnancy with a stick. . and then I am so shamed for letting him down - I kill myself. .

2. He is a a young indigenous women and I am some awful white man and I basically steal and sell his baby or something. . I don't even remember. .


there was a third and at the end he says. . so see we just have unsettled things from previous lives and i was like UMMMMMMMMMMM - okay bye. .