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OK. Who are these guys???

Colette Posted:

OK. Who are these guys???

That get on the elevator. ALONE (i.e. not deep in conversation with a colleague). Stand in the far corner. Do not push your floor, just look up at the ceiling. Note the furrowed brow. Then heave a MASSIVE DRAMATIC SIGH when the elevator goes right by your floor?

'Dude! I've been riding these bad boys for DECADES now and have never seen one that operates by ESP. Not a one.'

beleebuton Posted:

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MeNBobs Posted:

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I call them wankers. It's really funny if on the way out you push a load more buttons so they can mae a few stops along the way or if the elevator is really full and you plan on never seeing them again look them in the eye and tell them 'good luck on getting those child porn charges dropped.'

Butterfly123 Posted:

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beleebuton Posted:

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Posted by MeNBobs

I call them wankers. It's really funny if on the way out you push a load more buttons so they can mae a few stops along the way or if the elevator is really full and you plan on never seeing them again look them in the eye and tell them 'good luck on getting those child porn charges dropped.'



PegaLega Posted:

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when I go in the elevator I jump up and down!

Yes I am that person

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