Q of the D 4/15/09
What is the most embarrassing/stupid thing you've done, when drunk?
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Q of the D 4/15/09
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Around the time when I first started dating DH, I did a shot of something disgusting at a bar with him and some friends. I started feeling nauseous and casually went to the bathroom where I tried to stop myself from feeling nauseous. It didnt work and I threw up all over the bathroom. Immediately after, I noticed I had broken blood vessels all over my face so there was no hiding the fact that I threw up. I looked so bad I went to the doctor the next day. Not only that, I had to wait til the blood vessels healed for a full week with these red splotches all over my face.![]()
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Before I met DH ... when I was single ... when leaving a bar I frequented often and talking to the bartender, I alluded to the fact that there 'might' have been room in my bed for him ![]()
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Posted by TrueLoveIn2008
Before I met DH ... when I was single ... when leaving a bar I frequented often and talking to the bartender, I alluded to the fact that there 'might' have been room in my bed for him![]()
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Once on the way home from the Nutty Irishman I INSISTED that I needed taco bell (naturally) and made the taxi driver stop there... then I proceed to throw up right in the drive through as we were paying for food. LOVELY.
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GREAT question!
i'm sure i've done a TON of stupid/embarrassing things...especially during college, but................
once, about 7 years ago, i went to an open mic poetry night in manhattan with a friend of mine. we were waiting to be called to the stage for quite a long time so we kept drinking red wine. lots of it. by time my name was called, i was at the point where i could barely see. i got on stage and proceeded to point out that some guy in the audience was 'so cute' and then i performed my poems. i really have very little recollection of all of this, but my friend told me i didn't mess up the poems at all (which astounds me!) anyway, we left right after. then i got on the subway and proceeded to make an 'announcement' to all the people on the train again pointing out all the cute guys in that car. LOL!![]()
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i literally stood up and said something like 'i have an announcement to make.....that guy is VERY cute' ![]()
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it gets even worse from there. i got off the train a couple of stops too early (after my friend already got off) and didn't know where i was. i ended up throwing up on the sidewalk in front of some deli and the deli owner helped me call my friend (who lived closeby) to come get me. honestly, i'm lucky that the deli owner was a stand up guy and not shady because i was really out of it. i think that was one of the last times i ever got really drunk. it's a good story now but i could've ended up in a lot of trouble. now i'm old and can hardly drink one glass of red wine. oh, the good ole days!![]()
i'm sure i've done a TON of stupid/embarrassing things...especially during college, but................
once, about 7 years ago, i went to an open mic poetry night in manhattan with a friend of mine. we were waiting to be called to the stage for quite a long time so we kept drinking red wine. lots of it. by time my name was called, i was at the point where i could barely see. i got on stage and proceeded to point out that some guy in the audience was 'so cute' and then i performed my poems. i really have very little recollection of all of this, but my friend told me i didn't mess up the poems at all (which astounds me!) anyway, we left right after. then i got on the subway and proceeded to make an 'announcement' to all the people on the train again pointing out all the cute guys in that car. LOL!
it gets even worse from there. i got off the train a couple of stops too early (after my friend already got off) and didn't know where i was. i ended up throwing up on the sidewalk in front of some deli and the deli owner helped me call my friend (who lived closeby) to come get me. honestly, i'm lucky that the deli owner was a stand up guy and not shady because i was really out of it. i think that was one of the last times i ever got really drunk. it's a good story now but i could've ended up in a lot of trouble. now i'm old and can hardly drink one glass of red wine. oh, the good ole days!
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I've told this story before (at least I think I have)
I was in CT visiting a friend at school. We had been drinking for many hours and I finally had to pee. I pulled my pants down and went to sit on the toilet and i completely missed and fell down. Then I finally made it on the bowl and I went to pull my pants up and I got dizzy and fell forward and hit my head on the wall and fell to my knees.
And of course I couldn't just walk out and pretend like nothing happened (since i was the only one who knew, obviously) but I HAD to tell them all.
I was in CT visiting a friend at school. We had been drinking for many hours and I finally had to pee. I pulled my pants down and went to sit on the toilet and i completely missed and fell down. Then I finally made it on the bowl and I went to pull my pants up and I got dizzy and fell forward and hit my head on the wall and fell to my knees.
And of course I couldn't just walk out and pretend like nothing happened (since i was the only one who knew, obviously) but I HAD to tell them all.
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I fell a$$ first into a puddle in the city...YUCK then when I got into the cab with my friend proceeded to have a converstion with the cabbie about Sunni and Shiate muslims and what I thought about them...he was muslim. ![]()
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LOLOLOL Another time I was at my own house, and I decided that I wanted to go for a swim. So, I went into the bathroom to change into my bathing suit, and I also had to pee. So I thought that I could put on my bathing suit while peeing I guess, and I lifted my leg to step into the bottom of the bathing suit, and shot pee all over the floor.
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i have a story that sadly, i WASNT drunk for... but i wish i was b/c it would have made me feel a lot better about myself lol
this was back before DH and i were married...my cell phone had DH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....
back in january 07 when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... Apparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully FIL is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!
this was back before DH and i were married...my cell phone had DH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....
back in january 07 when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... Apparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully FIL is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!
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hmmmmm *thinks back to wayyyy back in the day* lol
When DH and I were still friends and I was living in MI. He came to visit our mutual friend who I was living with at the time. I wound up getting so drunk that when we got back from the bar, we still drank in the house and I took a bottle of Jagermeister and poured it out from in between my boobies into DH mouth (who was just my friend back then) lol On our way back from the bar it was raining, and I decided to lay on the ground near a puddle and dip my boobs in the puddle......I have no clue.
I also stole a button from a plastic snowman that was in the window of a bar that we went to once. :( I am not proud lol but that is the extent of my drunkness.
Oh also, I went to a concert in the city once and some of the condensation on the cup I was drinking from got onto my blouse. I went to the bathroom and thought I was soooo smart b/c I dried it under the hand dryer. I was drunk, so I figured I would tell everyone who I saw about how cool it was....'WOOO I dried it under the dryer, and now it's dry' lol![]()
When DH and I were still friends and I was living in MI. He came to visit our mutual friend who I was living with at the time. I wound up getting so drunk that when we got back from the bar, we still drank in the house and I took a bottle of Jagermeister and poured it out from in between my boobies into DH mouth (who was just my friend back then) lol On our way back from the bar it was raining, and I decided to lay on the ground near a puddle and dip my boobs in the puddle......I have no clue.
I also stole a button from a plastic snowman that was in the window of a bar that we went to once. :( I am not proud lol but that is the extent of my drunkness.
Oh also, I went to a concert in the city once and some of the condensation on the cup I was drinking from got onto my blouse. I went to the bathroom and thought I was soooo smart b/c I dried it under the hand dryer. I was drunk, so I figured I would tell everyone who I saw about how cool it was....'WOOO I dried it under the dryer, and now it's dry' lol
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Posted by TommysWife08
i have a story that sadly, i WASNT drunk for... but i wish i was b/c it would have made me feel a lot better about myself lol
this was back before DH and i were married...my cell phone had DH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....
back in january 07 when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... Apparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully FIL is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!
omg...that is the most hilarious thing I have ever read lmao
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my sorority has an annual charity event for our philanthropy- its called Sexy Legs- all the frats participate and enter different categories and its set up like Miss America. So it was my first year and I was one of the judges- we were at hh drinking and I drank a little too much.
i dont remember all the categories- but i remember- hairiest, and best third leg.
So I'm drunk- I'm judging, and talking to this guy that I really really like at the same time & one of the entries for best third leg comes out- and can we just say- P*enis in my face! so I start laughing and ask the guy that I am talking to if his is that size![]()
my friend swears that I asked to see his, but I think she's lying lol
i dont remember all the categories- but i remember- hairiest, and best third leg.
So I'm drunk- I'm judging, and talking to this guy that I really really like at the same time & one of the entries for best third leg comes out- and can we just say- P*enis in my face! so I start laughing and ask the guy that I am talking to if his is that size
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Posted by TommysWife08
i have a story that sadly, i WASNT drunk for... but i wish i was b/c it would have made me feel a lot better about myself lol
this was back before DH and i were married...my cell phone had DH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....
back in january 07 when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... Apparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully FIL is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!
hahaha i can't stop laughing lol that was great!
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so i was out with the girls at churchills in RVS and i was sporting a pleated mini skirt that i was so happy to wear cause i had just lost alot of weight! so me thinking i'm hot stuff is talking to this guy lol and i make a wise crack he winks at me and I lean back against the wall thinking i'm hot stuff lol but it wasn't a wall lol it was a two way door for the waiters lol I fell through did a back roll and almost rolled down the stairs but the waiter caught me the entire place applauded and complimented me on my twinkle star undies!
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Posted by Browneyesncute
so i was out with the girls at churchills in RVS and i was sporting a pleated mini skirt that i was so happy to wear cause i had just lost alot of weight! so me thinking i'm hot stuff is talking to this guy lol and i make a wise crack he winks at me and I lean back against the wall thinking i'm hot stuff lol but it wasn't a wall lol it was a two way door for the waiters lol I fell through did a back roll and almost rolled down the stairs but the waiter caught me the entire place applauded and complimented me on my twinkle star undies!
wow lol
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Posted by TommysWife08
i have a story that sadly, i WASNT drunk for... but i wish i was b/c it would have made me feel a lot better about myself lol
this was back before DH and i were married...my cell phone had DH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....
back in january 07 when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... Apparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully FIL is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!
OMG!!! PIMP
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the stupidest thing ive done while drunk? This was when i was 19ish and happened on several occassions. I would declare 'naked time' and rip off my clothes down to my underwear.
at least my friends would join me. it was actually pretty fun. but omg i would never do it now![]()
the stupidest thing ive done while drunk? This was when i was 19ish and happened on several occassions. I would declare 'naked time' and rip off my clothes down to my underwear.
at least my friends would join me. it was actually pretty fun. but omg i would never do it now
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I have tons of stories but nothing I am willing to admit to in writing let alone on a public message board!!! ![]()
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the stupidest thing ive done while drunk? This was when i was 19ish and happened on several occassions. I would declare 'naked time' and rip off my clothes down to my underwear.
at least my friends would join me. it was actually pretty fun. but omg i would never do it now![]()
we will be sure to kep you away from the alcohol at the tupper party
