Q of the D 4/15/09

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Posted by ChristineAaron08

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Posted by KK Holiday

these are hilarious girls!


the stupidest thing ive done while drunk? This was when i was 19ish and happened on several occassions. I would declare 'naked time' and rip off my clothes down to my underwear.

at least my friends would join me. it was actually pretty fun. but omg i would never do it now

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we will be sure to kep you away from the alcohol at the tupper party

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are you afraid of naked Kathryn? you should be

Ehhhhh There are soooo many stories..

But the best is I was dropped off after being at a bar (Nutty) I believe.. DH was home and I was changing in the bedroom and having trouble keeping balance, so I went to sit on the bed. As I did.. I must have turned my body and missed the bed, caught the corner and did a flip over the side of it.. because my pants were half off, I managed to get stuck upside down and in half of my clothes... DH laughed for 5 minutes before he helped.

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Posted by Browneyesncute

so i was out with the girls at churchills in RVS and i was sporting a pleated mini skirt that i was so happy to wear cause i had just lost alot of weight! so me thinking i'm hot stuff is talking to this guy lol and i make a wise crack he winks at me and I lean back against the wall thinking i'm hot stuff lol but it wasn't a wall lol it was a two way door for the waiters lol I fell through did a back roll and almost rolled down the stairs but the waiter caught me the entire place applauded and complimented me on my twinkle star undies!

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one of my stories is from that bar too....

i was there for new years eve...newly single..and very drunk.....the bartender is convincing us to take off our bras and hang them behind the bar....very coyote ugly i know....so we do it....but we also got lots of applause

then i proceed to say i have no one to kiss that night at midnight and the bartender and bus boy start fighting over it.....and i suggest i kiss them both

needless to say i did kiss the bartender and really made out with the busboy, who may have really been jailbait

but my friends boyfriend gathers us all up and gets back our bras and took care of us all night and the next day

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Posted by agraydc

but my friends boyfriend gathers us all up and gets back our bras and took care of us all night and the next day

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GOOD GUY!!!

oh god....i have wayyyyyy to many drunk times to even just pick one lol


College was one big blur! hmmm i def peed in bushes and fell on my as* several times....i threw up on the drunk bus twice, danced on tables and bars, hiding in the bathroom when a cop raided the bar, making up lame excuses for where my ID was (i didnt want to lose my fake ID!)

My favorite story is probably the first weekend i was ever away at college. I was pretty good in HS and never drank, so I get to Oneonta, and the first weekend my roomate and I go to some party where we thought it would be a good idea to drink 8,000 jello shots. We somehow get back to the dorms and we are both throwing up. My RA comes in and asks us if we were ok. I said yes, and my roomate says that she can't feel her arms or legs. My RA was worried that she had alcohol poisoning so she called the cops. They come and write us both up and we had to go to alcohol meetings. SO yes the first time ive ever gotten drunk and i had to go to AA like meetings LOL

BTW- still to this day i feel sick even thinking about jello!

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Posted by bensgirl

GREAT question!

i'm sure i've done a TON of stupid/embarrassing things...especially during college, but................

once, about 7 years ago, i went to an open mic poetry night in manhattan with a friend of mine. we were waiting to be called to the stage for quite a long time so we kept drinking red wine. lots of it. by time my name was called, i was at the point where i could barely see. i got on stage and proceeded to point out that some guy in the audience was 'so cute' and then i performed my poems. i really have very little recollection of all of this, but my friend told me i didn't mess up the poems at all (which astounds me!) anyway, we left right after. then i got on the subway and proceeded to make an 'announcement' to all the people on the train again pointing out all the cute guys in that car. LOL! i literally stood up and said something like 'i have an announcement to make.....that guy is VERY cute'

it gets even worse from there. i got off the train a couple of stops too early (after my friend already got off) and didn't know where i was. i ended up throwing up on the sidewalk in front of some deli and the deli owner helped me call my friend (who lived closeby) to come get me. honestly, i'm lucky that the deli owner was a stand up guy and not shady because i was really out of it. i think that was one of the last times i ever got really drunk. it's a good story now but i could've ended up in a lot of trouble. now i'm old and can hardly drink one glass of red wine. oh, the good ole days!

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Red wine can be a killer!!

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Posted by ILOVEBRIAN2008

oh god....i have wayyyyyy to many drunk times to even just pick one lol


College was one big blur! hmmm i def peed in bushes and fell on my as* several times....i threw up on the drunk bus twice, danced on tables and bars, hiding in the bathroom when a cop raided the bar, making up lame excuses for where my ID was (i didnt want to lose my fake ID!)

My favorite story is probably the first weekend i was ever away at college. I was pretty good in HS and never drank, so I get to Oneonta, and the first weekend my roomate and I go to some party where we thought it would be a good idea to drink 8,000 jello shots. We somehow get back to the dorms and we are both throwing up. My RA comes in and asks us if we were ok. I said yes, and my roomate says that she can't feel her arms or legs. My RA was worried that she had alcohol poisoning so she called the cops. They come and write us both up and we had to go to alcohol meetings. SO yes the first time ive ever gotten drunk and i had to go to AA like meetings LOL

BTW- still to this day i feel sick even thinking about jello!

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Gotta love Oneo! I was written up for drinking in my room Freshman year and was on 'probabtion' for the entire year. And like you... I rarely drank in HS.

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Posted by AMGBride2008

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Posted by ILOVEBRIAN2008

oh god....i have wayyyyyy to many drunk times to even just pick one lol


College was one big blur! hmmm i def peed in bushes and fell on my as* several times....i threw up on the drunk bus twice, danced on tables and bars, hiding in the bathroom when a cop raided the bar, making up lame excuses for where my ID was (i didnt want to lose my fake ID!)

My favorite story is probably the first weekend i was ever away at college. I was pretty good in HS and never drank, so I get to Oneonta, and the first weekend my roomate and I go to some party where we thought it would be a good idea to drink 8,000 jello shots. We somehow get back to the dorms and we are both throwing up. My RA comes in and asks us if we were ok. I said yes, and my roomate says that she can't feel her arms or legs. My RA was worried that she had alcohol poisoning so she called the cops. They come and write us both up and we had to go to alcohol meetings. SO yes the first time ive ever gotten drunk and i had to go to AA like meetings LOL

BTW- still to this day i feel sick even thinking about jello!

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Gotta love Oneo! I was written up for drinking in my room Freshman year and was on 'probabtion' for the entire year. And like you... I rarely drank in HS.

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LOL meanwhile i drank way more after freshman year haha

you know what - I'm gonna be honest and admit that i've never really been 'drunk'. I just never had the desire drink THAT much alcohol in one outing. I HAVE, however, been close to it. Like I'll get tipsy enough to where the room spins and I can feel myself becoming 'weird', so I immediately STOP! lol. (I know - I'm a 'good girl' in every aspect).

But the only story i CAN share was from when I was single and I went to a bar with a bunch of guys. I definitely hit that moment of 'I better stop now before it's too late'. lol. During that almost drunken state I had tried swing dancing with one of my new 'friends'. haha. It wasn't pretty. They wanted to play darts afterwards - i declined, fearing for their lives

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Posted by RockysGirl

you know what - I'm gonna be honest and admit that i've never really been 'drunk'. I just never had the desire drink THAT much alcohol in one outing. I HAVE, however, been close to it. Like I'll get tipsy enough to where the room spins and I can feel myself becoming 'weird', so I immediately STOP! lol. (I know - I'm a 'good girl' in every aspect).

But the only story i CAN share was from when I was single and I went to a bar with a bunch of guys. I definitely hit that moment of 'I better stop now before it's too late'. lol. During that almost drunken state I had tried swing dancing with one of my new 'friends'. haha. It wasn't pretty. They wanted to play darts afterwards - i declined, fearing for their lives

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Ya know, me either. I guess I'm not a fun drunk LOL

I do have stories of friends though. One friend used to call me the next day and ask if I knew why she would have a bruise on her leg. I would then remind her of how she fell off her night stand while trying to open a window when she was on the phone w/ me

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Posted by RockysGirl

you know what - I'm gonna be honest and admit that i've never really been 'drunk'. I just never had the desire drink THAT much alcohol in one outing. I HAVE, however, been close to it. Like I'll get tipsy enough to where the room spins and I can feel myself becoming 'weird', so I immediately STOP! lol. (I know - I'm a 'good girl' in every aspect).

But the only story i CAN share was from when I was single and I went to a bar with a bunch of guys. I definitely hit that moment of 'I better stop now before it's too late'. lol. During that almost drunken state I had tried swing dancing with one of my new 'friends'. haha. It wasn't pretty. They wanted to play darts afterwards - i declined, fearing for their lives

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I am sort of the same way, I don't really drink. The stories I told were like the only 3 times I have gotten crap faced lol I can't really drink either b/c I have issues with my kidneys and my blood pressure so I shouldn't be drinking. Sometimes when I have a drink I will feel a horrible, horrible pain in my back. The only thing I have found that doesn't cause that is Malibu rum. So I drink that whenever we go out.

Oh, but the last time I did get crap faced was the BAchelorette party...and since then I have learned my lesson not to say 'F-U' to my kidneys and HBP lol

I spilled a drink all over myself, I punched my sister in the face by accident, and I opened the window of the limo and started to invite guys in other cars into our limo. We were driving and stopped at the light, but me, my sister, and one BM were all asking where they were from and telling them that we were' rich' b/c we were in a limo..something my sister started lol

my famous HM story.

DH and I are drinking all night and we decide to go to the room. He likes to do stupid stuff like take down the 'do not disturb' signs and switch the breakfast orders so I grab his arm to try to stop him and instead I SLAM his head into a part of the wall that was sticking out.

Now, he is gushing blood all over the place and I just start laughing at him and run to the room. We get to the room and I go to lay down and RUN to the bathroom. DH is in the bedroom with blood gushing all over a white towel and I am in teh bathroom POWER PUKING and he is just hysterically laughing at me and wouldnt come help me bc i smashed his head into the wall. I ended up somehow falling asleep with garbage pail next to me and DH fell asleep clutching a bloody towel.

And that is my romantic honeymoon story.

The funniest thing about that story is that before I went to lay down . . . I changed into pajamas, took out my contacts and cleaned them, brushed my teeth and washed my face. . .. all while DH was bleeding . . . and then when I put my head on the pillow. . .all hell broke loose! LOL

OMG, I have too many drinking stories, some of them I wasn't drunk...the booze just gave me more courage.

One time when I was in college, I had gone out with my friend to our usual bar. Her bf at the time was with us. He wasn't having fun so we left around midnight. I wasn't ready to go to sleep so I called my other friend that lived upstairs from me and he said they were going to play drunken jenga. So I went upstairs. Not sure who has played this but some of the things said 'lift your top' and stuff like that. Well I got one that said, drop your pants to show your front. So I did I didn't realize how far I dropped them, but it went a little too far and OMG

Not one of my finest moments.

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Posted by ant n tilde

my famous HM story.

DH and I are drinking all night and we decide to go to the room. He likes to do stupid stuff like take down the 'do not disturb' signs and switch the breakfast orders so I grab his arm to try to stop him and instead I SLAM his head into a part of the wall that was sticking out.

Now, he is gushing blood all over the place and I just start laughing at him and run to the room. We get to the room and I go to lay down and RUN to the bathroom. DH is in the bedroom with blood gushing all over a white towel and I am in teh bathroom POWER PUKING and he is just hysterically laughing at me and wouldnt come help me bc i smashed his head into the wall. I ended up somehow falling asleep with garbage pail next to me and DH fell asleep clutching a bloody towel.

And that is my romantic honeymoon story.

The funniest thing about that story is that before I went to lay down . . . I changed into pajamas, took out my contacts and cleaned them, brushed my teeth and washed my face. . .. all while DH was bleeding . . . and then when I put my head on the pillow. . .all hell broke loose! LOL

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That is hilarious lol

dont even know if this is the stupidest but was so embarrassing. I was out at a club, but the bad part was that it was a local club so everybody knew each other and i knew most ppl in there. We were leaving the club, around the time it was closing so EVERYONE was like walking out at that time and not to mention all the ppl standing outside at valet waiting for their cars. As soon as i walked outside I puked oh god i think i puked more than once too right in front of everyone. The person i was with couldn't drive, but instead of having to leave my car there, it was great bc the valet ppl drove me home. My friend who couldnt drive came with me while another valet person drove behind to take the other person home after. Very nice of them to do that.

I also once fell in mud after leaving the boardy barn, that was hysterical though

the stupidest thing was ending up in the hospital, it was when i was a teenager and the reason why i didnt drink for quite a few years, until about 23 or so.

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Posted by Princess Cut Bride

Stupid and embarrassing....ummm....well there was a certain period during the wedding planning that whenever I got drunk I would start to cry and say how much I was going to miss my mom!

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Posted by Mimacat

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Posted by Princess Cut Bride

Stupid and embarrassing....ummm....well there was a certain period during the wedding planning that whenever I got drunk I would start to cry and say how much I was going to miss my mom!

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you want to laugh even harder?!?!?!? I have a pic that my sil took of me!

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Posted by Princess Cut Bride

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Posted by Mimacat

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Posted by Princess Cut Bride

Stupid and embarrassing....ummm....well there was a certain period during the wedding planning that whenever I got drunk I would start to cry and say how much I was going to miss my mom!

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you want to laugh even harder?!?!?!? I have a pic that my sil took of me!

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that is really sweet!!!!!