Repost from 09: 7 KINDS OF SEX ' THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY'
Im trying to find things for us girls to read or chatt about and i keep finding all the good stuff on other boards![]()
This is from the 09 board......
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so
horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say '**** you'.
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to
court and F$%# you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
Means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so
horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say '**** you'.
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to
court and F$%# you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
Means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
