share your WORST kissing story

tell me about your worst kiss

I've got two:

Guy #1: he would kiss me like an old man ... licking his lips in between kisses ... it was soooo nasty.

Guy #2: his lips were stiff and didn't really move .... and he just enveloped my face and moved a little .... it felt like kissing a cross between a dead fish and a toilet plunger .... he was nastier than Guy #1.

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I think the only really bad kiss I ever had was a really sloppy guy. He might as well have licked my forehead. Otherwise, I've been lucky or I have low standards.

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Mine was on the other kissing thread - the guy who licked me

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Tongue straight down my throat, tasted like salami...took all my strength not to vomit.

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the lizard...
yea, i dated that guy off and on for years... we're actually still friends. to this day, i've never told him.. he kisses like a lizard!

and his breath was always RANK!

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it was in high school so totally not the guys fault, but he attacked my face. I wasn't paying attention and I DID NOT want to make out with him. Yet somehow i was stuck underneath him while he licked my entire face. It was horrible.

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I've had 2 as well...

Guy #1: Some guy at the bar I used to go to all the time. He would suck on my bottom lip like he was a vacuum!

Guy #2: I actually dated him for awhile and he was the one who got away (until I met DH and then he's just some guy I dated). He would slobber all over my face to the point where after we would kiss I would hug him so I could wipe my month on his shirt. Eventually I taught him how to kiss and now I think I should get a thank you card from every girl he dates!

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ive never had a bad kissing experience.... other than tornado tongue...

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Posted by AngnShaun

ive never had a bad kissing experience.... other than tornado tongue...

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i cant remember any...tg

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I dont know if this counts but I had a guy who used to basically suck on my ear, so bad that Im nearly positive he swallowed an earring!!!!!! (And they were Tiffany too...moron)

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I had some weird ear droolers and some horrific high pitched moaners in my youngers year but I don't remember a specific bad kiss...I can pin point awful other stuff...but not kissers...Maybe I am lucky. Maybe I drink too much... Either way, I am fine with both

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I posted this on here a long time ago on a thread about first kisses...figured I'd copy and paste the story since it was so bad .

I was in my last month of 6th grade (age 11 at the time--I was young for my grade), and I was at an ice skating rink for my good friend's birthday. It was just me, my friend, and a mutual guy friend that we had. I had SUCH a crush on this guy in 6th grade, but he was such a nerd that I didn't tell anyone (I'm sure it was obvious though). Anyway, he told me that he USED to like me, but he's 'so over it.' I was crushed, but I told him I 'used to like [him] too' but now I'm so over it. Very mature. He said it would be cool though if we kissed. So we did...it was cold and my nose was running, and he bit my lip. It was gross. He told me he loved me and that I'm the best kisser, and I said 'cool.' I didn't see him for the rest of the summer.

The first day of 7th grade, this guy showed up on my bus and told me in front of everyone that we had to break up. I didn't even know we were going out! He then wrote 'boobless' on his calculator and told me that was the reason that we can't see each other anymore.

I'm a 34 D now, s uckaaaaa.

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Posted by miamimerger

I posted this on here a long time ago on a thread about first kisses...figured I'd copy and paste the story since it was so bad .

I was in my last month of 6th grade (age 11 at the time--I was young for my grade), and I was at an ice skating rink for my good friend's birthday. It was just me, my friend, and a mutual guy friend that we had. I had SUCH a crush on this guy in 6th grade, but he was such a nerd that I didn't tell anyone (I'm sure it was obvious though). Anyway, he told me that he USED to like me, but he's 'so over it.' I was crushed, but I told him I 'used to like [him] too' but now I'm so over it. Very mature. He said it would be cool though if we kissed. So we did...it was cold and my nose was running, and he bit my lip. It was gross. He told me he loved me and that I'm the best kisser, and I said 'cool.' I didn't see him for the rest of the summer.

The first day of 7th grade, this guy showed up on my bus and told me in front of everyone that we had to break up. I didn't even know we were going out! He then wrote 'boobless' on his calculator and told me that was the reason that we can't see each other anymore.

I'm a 34 D now, s uckaaaaa.

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This is an amazing story! Says so much about the midset of a tween lol

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My worst kissing story happened when I was being a wing man for my bff...

She was seeing this guy, so me and the guy's friend were the go-to people to bring along on their date. So we all go out to dinner, we're hanging out, having a good time, and then we go back to her apartment to hang out. Next thing you know, her and the boy toy were making out, so his friend decides to put the moves on me!

It was THE WORST kissing ever. Bad breath. No technique. Sloppy, gross, completely not sexy at all. Like I actually wanted to start laughing and be like 'you've got to be kidding me.' It was disgusting. Since we all went to HS together, I started thinking about girls that this guy I ended up kissing had made out with before and that cracked me up... people actually CHOSE to kiss this guy. BLECH

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not really a bad kiss but a funny kissing story - I went on a date with this guy when I was 21ish and when we kissed goodbye he said 'I just got a boner' and I could not stop laughing my girlfriends nicknamed him 'boner boy' -

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Posted by mariedsgn

not really a bad kiss but a funny kissing story - I went on a date with this guy when I was 21ish and when we kissed goodbye he said 'I just got a boner' and I could not stop laughing my girlfriends nicknamed him 'boner boy' -

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What did he think?? That you would take care of it? Way to be subtle huh??? WOW!

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Posted by Becca2010

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Posted by mariedsgn

not really a bad kiss but a funny kissing story - I went on a date with this guy when I was 21ish and when we kissed goodbye he said 'I just got a boner' and I could not stop laughing my girlfriends nicknamed him 'boner boy' -

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What did he think?? That you would take care of it? Way to be subtle huh??? WOW!

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omg

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Posted by Becca2010

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Posted by mariedsgn

not really a bad kiss but a funny kissing story - I went on a date with this guy when I was 21ish and when we kissed goodbye he said 'I just got a boner' and I could not stop laughing my girlfriends nicknamed him 'boner boy' -

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What did he think?? That you would take care of it? Way to be subtle huh??? WOW!

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I don't know what he was thinking we hung out a few more times but then I started dating some other guy - bye-bye boner boy!

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I was 17, just grad hs, just hanging w some boys. My gf was in a car wit one boy and I was with another. I think I actually was being her wingman, whatever I was always down to make-out with a random guy.
We'll anyway this boy and I were kissing, he was being sloppy, and he burped. He mother effing BURPED!!
I was like, uhhhh.. I gtg! He appologized and was embarrassed.
I grabbed my friend and said we gotta go, NOW
I look back and at all these crazy stories.