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So I'm thinking of taking up smoking

MeNBobs Posted:

So I'm thinking of taking up smoking

It will really help me meet more people in my building at work. All the smokers, even from the competing insurance companies, are friends. They all share a strong dislike of all the non-smokers that give them dirty looks when they have to walk through the cloud of cancer on the way into the office.

I think I will like my new friends a shared hatred of others and breaks every 10 minutes. I see the same two girls outside smoking every 10 minutes they must do about 4 minutes of work a day. I will be agreat third wheel.

I already love my new hobby
carolinebr Posted:

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This is a great idea. I say start with some Nicarette gum. Work your way up. It's good to have goals.
MeNBobs Posted:

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Posted by carolinebr

This is a great idea. I say start with some Nicarette gum. Work your way up. It's good to have goals.



But with that I won't get any new friends or breaks every few minutes . Maybe I should start with Virginia Slims and work my up to Marlboro Reds or even cigars. I'll see what the guy in 7-11 recommends.
sugarkube4 Posted:

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smoking calms my nerves!!!

MeNBobs Posted:

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Posted by sugarkube4

smoking calms my nerves!!!



that is another plus for my list I didn't even think of and weight loss right????

MJDoc12 Posted:

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you can be like Rachel on the episode of Friends when she 'takes up smoking' to be able to hang out with her boss and co-worker during smoke breaks.

MyFairLaLa Posted:

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Posted by MJDoc12

you can be like Rachel on the episode of Friends when she 'takes up smoking' to be able to hang out with her boss and co-worker during smoke breaks.




I was just thinking that this is just like Rachel from Friends when she took up smoking to hang out with the boss!

HamptonsBride Posted:

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Posted by MJDoc12

you can be like Rachel on the episode of Friends when she 'takes up smoking' to be able to hang out with her boss and co-worker during smoke breaks.




this episode was just on the other day!!!!
I used to take 'candy breaks' at my old job since i wasn't a smoker...i thought it was only fair that i get to goof off while getting paid too!
kristi313 Posted:

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i think this is the most clever thing i've heard in a long time, but are you talented enough to play both sides? you could be like a spy!

PreshusSmurf Posted:

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these are perfect for your plan.

i'll bet they won't be able to tell the difference

sugarkube4 Posted:

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Posted by PreshusSmurf

these are perfect for your plan.

i'll bet they won't be able to tell the difference




OMG PERFECT!!! and then you get gum afterwards!!!!
PreshusSmurf Posted:

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Bumping so Cat sees
HelenZ Posted:

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start with Clove cigarettes and work your way up to some Newports, gotta love that fiberglass!!!......I'm now an ex-smoker, but I really miss those breaks every 15 minutes, sigh
Colette Posted:

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She's outside on a smoke break.
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MeNBobs Posted:

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Posted by Colette

She's outside on a smoke break.
h



Haha yes i was it was a long one I was smoking a Cigar. Tomorrow it will be my pipe.

Smurfette I like how you think I'll give those candy ones a go but they may cause more trouble in the long run. Please see my Fat Boy In A Little Coat thread . I want my hobby's to work for me not against me.

Helen if I gave up smoking I would miss those 5 min breaks every 2 minutes too. We are going to set up a spreadsheet on Monday and calculate how long those two girls spend smoking a day. I'm sure management will love our new project at least we will look busy .

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