Spin-off to CarolAnn feeling down...(but its funny!)

I have a go-to pick me up/make me laugh when I feel blah that always always makes me laugh, so I thought I'd share them and you can pick your favorite!

These are labels on products (and the commentary on them)

On a driving mirror in USA: 'Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.'

On a steering wheel lock: 'Warning -- remove lock before driving.'

On a Korean kitchen knife: 'Keep out of children.'

On a carton of sleeping tablets: 'Clinically proved night time sleep aid... Warning: May cause drowsiness...'

On a Chinese packet of peanuts: 'Open packet and eat contents.'

On a shampoo bottle: 'Use repeatedly for severe damage.'

On a flower pot: 'Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.'

On a pudding packet: 'Warning: product will be hot after heating.'

On a bottle of milk: 'After opening, keep upright.'

On a new iron: 'Never iron clothes on the body.'

On a Swedish chainsaw: 'Do not try to stop the saw with your hands.'

On an can of insecticide: 'Kills all kinds of insects... Warning: this product is harmful to bees.'

On a buoy (a plastic thingy placed in the sea for navigational purposes): 'Protect from seawater.'

INSIDE a carton: 'To avoid condesnation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.'

On a plastic plate: This item does not rust.

On a frozen dessert package : Do not flip over (Printed on bottom of box!)

On a facial cleaner in Oz: 'Do not apply directly to the brain.'

On the package for a Batman costume: Cape does not enable user to fly.

On a pair of lambskin gloves: 'No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves' I guess they committed suicide.

On a box of toothpicks: Hand-polished...by machine.

On a hair color kit: 'Do not use as an ice cream topping.'

On a package of christmas lights: 'Warning! For indoor or outdoor use only!' Perhaps someone will try using them underwater.

On a bottle of dog shampoo: Caution! The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

On an advert for Propecia (a pill for male baldness): If you are a woman who is pregnant you should not handle any broken tablets.

On a bottle of Chinese medicine: Expiration date - 2 years. Why yes, that's very helpful.

Re: Spin-off to CarolAnn feeling down...(but its funny!)

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Posted by MerSaysEh

On a pair of lambskin gloves: 'No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves' I guess they committed suicide.

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I like this one!!

Re: Spin-off to CarolAnn feeling down...(but its funny!)

love these two:

On a new iron: 'Never iron clothes on the body.'

On a Swedish chainsaw: 'Do not try to stop the saw with your hands.'

Re: Spin-off to CarolAnn feeling down...(but its funny!)

I don't think anyone cares today....I need a drink!