Spin-off to CarolAnn feeling down...(but its funny!)
I have a go-to pick me up/make me laugh when I feel blah that always always makes me laugh, so I thought I'd share them and you can pick your favorite!
These are labels on products (and the commentary on them)
On a driving mirror in USA: 'Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.'
On a steering wheel lock: 'Warning -- remove lock before driving.'
On a Korean kitchen knife: 'Keep out of children.'
On a carton of sleeping tablets: 'Clinically proved night time sleep aid... Warning: May cause drowsiness...'
On a Chinese packet of peanuts: 'Open packet and eat contents.'
On a shampoo bottle: 'Use repeatedly for severe damage.'
On a flower pot: 'Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.'
On a pudding packet: 'Warning: product will be hot after heating.'
On a bottle of milk: 'After opening, keep upright.'
On a new iron: 'Never iron clothes on the body.'
On a Swedish chainsaw: 'Do not try to stop the saw with your hands.'
On an can of insecticide: 'Kills all kinds of insects... Warning: this product is harmful to bees.'
On a buoy (a plastic thingy placed in the sea for navigational purposes): 'Protect from seawater.'
INSIDE a carton: 'To avoid condesnation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.'
On a plastic plate: This item does not rust.
On a frozen dessert package : Do not flip over (Printed on bottom of box!)
On a facial cleaner in Oz: 'Do not apply directly to the brain.'
On the package for a Batman costume: Cape does not enable user to fly.
On a pair of lambskin gloves: 'No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves' I guess they committed suicide.
On a box of toothpicks: Hand-polished...by machine.
On a hair color kit: 'Do not use as an ice cream topping.'
On a package of christmas lights: 'Warning! For indoor or outdoor use only!' Perhaps someone will try using them underwater.
On a bottle of dog shampoo: Caution! The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
On an advert for Propecia (a pill for male baldness): If you are a woman who is pregnant you should not handle any broken tablets.
On a bottle of Chinese medicine: Expiration date - 2 years. Why yes, that's very helpful.
These are labels on products (and the commentary on them)
On a driving mirror in USA: 'Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.'
On a steering wheel lock: 'Warning -- remove lock before driving.'
On a Korean kitchen knife: 'Keep out of children.'
On a carton of sleeping tablets: 'Clinically proved night time sleep aid... Warning: May cause drowsiness...'
On a Chinese packet of peanuts: 'Open packet and eat contents.'
On a shampoo bottle: 'Use repeatedly for severe damage.'
On a flower pot: 'Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.'
On a pudding packet: 'Warning: product will be hot after heating.'
On a bottle of milk: 'After opening, keep upright.'
On a new iron: 'Never iron clothes on the body.'
On a Swedish chainsaw: 'Do not try to stop the saw with your hands.'
On an can of insecticide: 'Kills all kinds of insects... Warning: this product is harmful to bees.'
On a buoy (a plastic thingy placed in the sea for navigational purposes): 'Protect from seawater.'
INSIDE a carton: 'To avoid condesnation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.'
On a plastic plate: This item does not rust.
On a frozen dessert package : Do not flip over (Printed on bottom of box!)
On a facial cleaner in Oz: 'Do not apply directly to the brain.'
On the package for a Batman costume: Cape does not enable user to fly.
On a pair of lambskin gloves: 'No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves' I guess they committed suicide.
On a box of toothpicks: Hand-polished...by machine.
On a hair color kit: 'Do not use as an ice cream topping.'
On a package of christmas lights: 'Warning! For indoor or outdoor use only!' Perhaps someone will try using them underwater.
On a bottle of dog shampoo: Caution! The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
On an advert for Propecia (a pill for male baldness): If you are a woman who is pregnant you should not handle any broken tablets.
On a bottle of Chinese medicine: Expiration date - 2 years. Why yes, that's very helpful.
