Spinoff: What is your 'favorite' thing DH does.

What really makes you just and and of course

It could be a one time thing, something repetitive, anything. Lets compare notes.

if we are in the car going someplace and a song comes on that he likes, he starts singing about what is going on on the road to the tune of the song lol

so he would be like 'dont think you are getting in my lane you assshole' to the tune of what ever song is on lololol he does it ALL the time!!

sometimes if we are in mid conversation about something, he will just randomly start singing his conversation to the tune of whatever song is on ahahahhaa

My DH has the tendency to call me at work to tell me 'Babe I am hungry' . ummmmm Go eat something

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Posted by RadiantBride

My DH has the tendency to call me at work to tell me 'Babe I am hungry' . ummmmm Go eat something

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haha thats awesome lolololol

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Posted by TM2008



if we are in the car going someplace and a song comes on that he likes, he starts singing about what is going on on the road to the tune of the song lol

so he would be like 'dont think you are getting in my lane you assshole' to the tune of what ever song is on lololol he does it ALL the time!!

sometimes if we are in mid conversation about something, he will just randomly start singing his conversation to the tune of whatever song is on ahahahhaa

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I am not proud to say that I do this at times I don't think it drives DH bonkers though, and if it has, he hasn't said a word

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Posted by teenigrrl

as always, his driving. i kid you not, i sometimes fear for my life when he's driving. he'll make a u-turn in the middle of old country rd, between lights, w/ traffic coming just to save 30 seconds. he cuts everyone off. yet, if someone does the same to him, he'll cut them off, then drive super slow in front of them, even if we're in a rush. and that's just the tip of the iceberg. yet if you ask him, he's the best driver in the world since he hasn't gotten into an accident while driving like a d-bag.

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Oh boy... my best friend drives like that yet she has gotten into MANY accidents! And whenever she has an accident, she swears that she actually was behaving on the road for a change. Yeah, ok!

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Posted by RisiLeigh

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Posted by TM2008



if we are in the car going someplace and a song comes on that he likes, he starts singing about what is going on on the road to the tune of the song lol

so he would be like 'dont think you are getting in my lane you assshole' to the tune of what ever song is on lololol he does it ALL the time!!

sometimes if we are in mid conversation about something, he will just randomly start singing his conversation to the tune of whatever song is on ahahahhaa

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I am not proud to say that I do this at times I don't think it drives DH bonkers though, and if it has, he hasn't said a word

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hahahaha omg how funny!!!!

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Posted by teenigrrl

as always, his driving. i kid you not, i sometimes fear for my life when he's driving. he'll make a u-turn in the middle of old country rd, between lights, w/ traffic coming just to save 30 seconds. he cuts everyone off. yet, if someone does the same to him, he'll cut them off, then drive super slow in front of them, even if we're in a rush. and that's just the tip of the iceberg. yet if you ask him, he's the best driver in the world since he hasn't gotten into an accident while driving like a d-bag.

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Ohhhh man I am pretty sure if you say anything about his driving skills he will look at you like you're crazy.

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Posted by RadiantBride

My DH has the tendency to call me at work to tell me 'Babe I am hungry' . ummmmm Go eat something

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DH does this too!! And he asks me what should he have!?!??!

My husband has a way with words. He is the sweetest guy ever, however, he doesn't always say the right thing, but there is always the best intention behind it. For example:

ME: 'honey, i gained 8 pounds since the wedding and I feel gross. I need to get back to jazzercise.... my jeans feel tight and my face looks fat.'

Joey: 'babe, you're perfect. And the only reason your face looks fat is because you cut your hair short.'

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Posted by yelley77

My husband has a way with words. He is the sweetest guy ever, however, he doesn't always say the right thing, but there is always the best intention behind it. For example:

ME: 'honey, i gained 8 pounds since the wedding and I feel gross. I need to get back to jazzercise.... my jeans feel tight and my face looks fat.'

Joey: 'babe, you're perfect. And the only reason your face looks fat is because you cut your hair short.'

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Does he then give you the 'What did I say look' ??

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Posted by RadiantBride

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Posted by yelley77

My husband has a way with words. He is the sweetest guy ever, however, he doesn't always say the right thing, but there is always the best intention behind it. For example:

ME: 'honey, i gained 8 pounds since the wedding and I feel gross. I need to get back to jazzercise.... my jeans feel tight and my face looks fat.'

Joey: 'babe, you're perfect. And the only reason your face looks fat is because you cut your hair short.'

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Does he then give you the 'What did I say look' ??

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I don't even get upset because I know that he means nothing but good. He says things like that often and after getting upset in the beginning, i learned that he really doesn't mean anything hurtful by it.

when I feel like being lazy and he gets annoyed that I'm being lazy and makes me get up and do things. Sometimes I really enjoy my quality time with the couch

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Posted by yelley77

My husband has a way with words. He is the sweetest guy ever, however, he doesn't always say the right thing, but there is always the best intention behind it. For example:

ME: 'honey, i gained 8 pounds since the wedding and I feel gross. I need to get back to jazzercise.... my jeans feel tight and my face looks fat.'

Joey: 'babe, you're perfect. And the only reason your face looks fat is because you cut your hair short.'

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Awww.

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Posted by TM2008



if we are in the car going someplace and a song comes on that he likes, he starts singing about what is going on on the road to the tune of the song lol

so he would be like 'dont think you are getting in my lane you assshole' to the tune of what ever song is on lololol he does it ALL the time!!

sometimes if we are in mid conversation about something, he will just randomly start singing his conversation to the tune of whatever song is on ahahahhaa

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That's great!

He waits until I'm drinking something to crack a joke so I either spit my drink out or it comes out my nose He thinks its hysterical. Or he'll keep making me laugh until I get a wicked case of the hiccups and then makes fun of the way I hiccup

his sarcasm, he is sarcastic about everything. we will be arguing about something and he starts in with sarcasm.

DH - Kar did you make the bed this am?

Me - no I was running late so I didnt get a chance.

DH - of course you were running late, poor baby, i should never ask you to make the bed this way you can have just 2.5 more mins of the precious beautyrest that you so desperately need

its annoying.

Also, he nags. Like he will call me at work 4 times to ask me if I remember to mail this or do that or move the wash.

but otherwise. i <3 him

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Posted by yelley77

My husband has a way with words. He is the sweetest guy ever, however, he doesn't always say the right thing, but there is always the best intention behind it. For example:

ME: 'honey, i gained 8 pounds since the wedding and I feel gross. I need to get back to jazzercise.... my jeans feel tight and my face looks fat.'

Joey: 'babe, you're perfect. And the only reason your face looks fat is because you cut your hair short.'

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dh is the same way, i tell him sometimes his compliments are backhanded compliments and to think before he speaks. Like a few weeks ago he said 'OH WOW babe youre skin is actually looking good' i just looked at him and said ok you couldnt just say its looking good, instead of saying ACTUALLY looking good and looking surprised.

Or i said i was thinking of going back to red hair and he said YES!!! you look best with red hair i like it much better, again i said dont act so enthusiastic about me going to red and saying its SOOO much better on me considering i am blonde MOST of the time and have been most of this relationship. Its like ok so i havent looked my best most of our relationship lol

or he says things he shouldnt say in front of others. I got mad at him the other day but nothing serious, it was something small and i just gave him my mad look, and then in front of my mom he says i love when youre mad you have sex appeal and gets me excited i just looked at him like what are you saying dont say that in front of my mom like im turning you on now. I think he even said it worse than what i said but cant remember his exact words, then he was trying to take his words back and saying to my mom i just mean i like how she looks when she is mad. And thats nothing compared to other things he has said

When we are in a store and seperated he go around yelling 'babe,, Kim,, where are you,, babe,!!!' in this weird voice or just being silly when I am down the aisle.. it cracks me up..

also he will call me weird names like
'silly Biotch'
'crazy pants'
'forgetful jones'