stupid things

The 'sex talk' thread got me thinking of the stupid things you remember doing as a kid not b/c YOU were stupid, but because you were innocent.

Example:
the first time I used a tampon, I inserted it and left the applicator in..

My sister saw me walking funny and asked what was up.

I also thought that if a person had sex, the *P* might get caught in the *V* if you didn't do it right