Sunday Funny!
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
* I do physical labour.
* I work at great depths.
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
* I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
THE RESPONSE:
Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the
management team
* You do not stay in your designated area and are
often seen visiting other locations
* You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift
* You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct
Protective clothing
* You will retire well before you are 65
* You are unable to work double shifts
* You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed your assigned task
* And if that were not all, you have been seen
constantly entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags
Sincerely,
V. Gina
* I do physical labour.
* I work at great depths.
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
* I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
THE RESPONSE:
Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the
management team
* You do not stay in your designated area and are
often seen visiting other locations
* You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift
* You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct
Protective clothing
* You will retire well before you are 65
* You are unable to work double shifts
* You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed your assigned task
* And if that were not all, you have been seen
constantly entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags
Sincerely,
V. Gina
