Tell me a story...

this is stolen from the '08 board and there are sooo many funny stories!! so i thought we probably had a few good ones also. so...

Pick one of the following starters (or just make your own) and take it from there. It can be funny, raunchy, silly, romantic, etc.

The day FH proposed I....

I was getting it on this one time and....

I got so drunk once and....

the FUNNIEST thing my friends and I did was...

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Posted by joshisgirl

this is stolen from the '08 board and there are sooo many funny stories!! so i thought we probably had a few good ones also. so...

Pick one of the following starters (or just make your own) and take it from there. It can be funny, raunchy, silly, romantic, etc.

The day FH proposed I....

I was getting it on this one time and....

I got so drunk once and....

the FUNNIEST thing my friends and I did was...

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-winks- you started this thread JUST for me didn't you? Tell the truth now..

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by joshisgirl

this is stolen from the '08 board and there are sooo many funny stories!! so i thought we probably had a few good ones also. so...

Pick one of the following starters (or just make your own) and take it from there. It can be funny, raunchy, silly, romantic, etc.

The day FH proposed I....

I was getting it on this one time and....

I got so drunk once and....

the FUNNIEST thing my friends and I did was...

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-winks- you started this thread JUST for me didn't you? Tell the truth now..

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yup, i'm just sitting here and waiting for your story..

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Posted by joshisgirl

yup, i'm just sitting here and waiting for your story..

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Pick a topic for me. I got NOTHIN else to do. Bored writers are interesting things

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Posted by sweetdreamz1181

I got so drunk once and.... i was in casbah in atlantic city and i needed to vomit soo bad and there was a huge line so i ripped the garbage pail out of the wall and threw up infront of the whole line!!! when i woke up and remembered the next day i was mortified !!

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omg, just realized that i cant read these at work cuz people think i'm crazy now.

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by joshisgirl

yup, i'm just sitting here and waiting for your story..

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Pick a topic for me. I got NOTHIN else to do. Bored writers are interesting things

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ok, let's do this one...

I got so drunk once and....

the FUNNIEST thing my friends and I did was...
toilet paper our friends car in our work parking lot (it was at night) the cops came and asked if we knew the person that we were doing this too.. we said YES..of course.. and the cops said.. 'ok carry on' we were laughing so hard.. we COVERED his car complelety with PINK TP..

I was so drunk once I channeled my inner Material girl and serenaded the grass outside my ex boyrfiend's house, singing 'Like a Virgin' at the very top of my lungs (this was in Buffalo mind you. They have real virgins up there that were not quite amused by their city breathern of loose morals). He proceeded to drag me upstairs the stairs to his walk up apartment which was the second floor of his parent's house, only to find that he was soooo enamored and distracted by my harmonized vocals a la Wicked Witch of the West that he slipped and stumbled back a few stairs, taking me with him him.

Shoes were removed while sitting there at odd angles because of course pink socked feet are better for traction and we managed to get into his apartment and the bathroom where his sister had put up a bright orange 70's psychadelic shower curtain around their claw foot tub. I was convinced I had been eaten by an orange monster or perhaps was experncing a second rebirth in the womb of a Giant M&M which led to me to inspired tears and yet a second serendae-this one to the toilet.

The next morning I found myself with Dragon Puke Breath touched with a delicate hint of canadian beer, sleep in the bathtub with my jacket under my head and the shower curtain around me like a blanket....

NEXT!

i have another
the FUNNIEST thing my friends and I did was...

i had a friend many years ago that was dating a nut.. she wanted to do something messed up to his car that he loved without causing perminante damamge so we jumped in a friends car and she went and collected dog $hit from and area we know no one cleaned up and drove to his car and another friend got out and smeared it all over the guys windshield and his door handle.. im sure he was in a $hitty mood the next morning when he went to open the door

This is C&P from the other thread:

um this happened on my HM
classy right?

We got REALLY drunk and it was like 2AM and we were going back to the room. DH decides that he wants to STEAL everyone's 'do not disturb' and 'breakfast order' door hangers. . . this is his favorite thing to do, i hate it.

So he is doing that and I am running and SCREAMING after him in heels. I grabbed his arm and said STOP IT! well, because i pulled him away from the door he SLAMMED his head on the wall that came out a little bit and fell on the floor. I am laughing so hard i start peeing my pants and i am like OMG I am peeing so i run and leave him BLEEDING on the floor and run to the room.

DH comes in after me and he is just pouring blood everywhere but i dont care and go to lay down
BIG MISTAKE

i run into the bathroom and start POWER PUKING - it was seriously SO violent. DH is in the other room CHEERING me on and i am like 'babe, please help me i am dying' and he doesnt understand what he is supposed to do - UM HOLD MY HAIR BACK! so i finish, walk to bed and go straight to sleep LOL

in the morning there was a Pukey Bloody mess to be found - he bled through THREE towels LOL and it was all my fault, oops.

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Posted by ant n tilde

This is C&P from the other thread:

um this happened on my HM
classy right?

We got REALLY drunk and it was like 2AM and we were going back to the room. DH decides that he wants to STEAL everyone's 'do not disturb' and 'breakfast order' door hangers. . . this is his favorite thing to do, i hate it.

So he is doing that and I am running and SCREAMING after him in heels. I grabbed his arm and said STOP IT! well, because i pulled him away from the door he SLAMMED his head on the wall that came out a little bit and fell on the floor. I am laughing so hard i start peeing my pants and i am like OMG I am peeing so i run and leave him BLEEDING on the floor and run to the room.

DH comes in after me and he is just pouring blood everywhere but i dont care and go to lay down
BIG MISTAKE

i run into the bathroom and start POWER PUKING - it was seriously SO violent. DH is in the other room CHEERING me on and i am like 'babe, please help me i am dying' and he doesnt understand what he is supposed to do - UM HOLD MY HAIR BACK! so i finish, walk to bed and go straight to sleep LOL

in the morning there was a Pukey Bloody mess to be found - he bled through THREE towels LOL and it was all my fault, oops.

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-dying- DUDE! YOU SO have our drunk honeymoon story beat!!!!

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Posted by ant n tilde

This is C&P from the other thread:

um this happened on my HM
classy right?

We got REALLY drunk and it was like 2AM and we were going back to the room. DH decides that he wants to STEAL everyone's 'do not disturb' and 'breakfast order' door hangers. . . this is his favorite thing to do, i hate it.

So he is doing that and I am running and SCREAMING after him in heels. I grabbed his arm and said STOP IT! well, because i pulled him away from the door he SLAMMED his head on the wall that came out a little bit and fell on the floor. I am laughing so hard i start peeing my pants and i am like OMG I am peeing so i run and leave him BLEEDING on the floor and run to the room.

DH comes in after me and he is just pouring blood everywhere but i dont care and go to lay down
BIG MISTAKE

i run into the bathroom and start POWER PUKING - it was seriously SO violent. DH is in the other room CHEERING me on and i am like 'babe, please help me i am dying' and he doesnt understand what he is supposed to do - UM HOLD MY HAIR BACK! so i finish, walk to bed and go straight to sleep LOL

in the morning there was a Pukey Bloody mess to be found - he bled through THREE towels LOL and it was all my fault, oops.

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HAHAHA Tilde, so glad I was there to see it the next day.. HAHHA why were you puking

Our worst vacation story was Secrets Excellence in Mexico the year before our wedding. Was our second to last day there and we were havign the first HOT sunny day since we'd arriced 5 days earlier. So we ran out, got our suits on and started baking. Since it was all inclusive they kept coming around with drinks. you don't have to tip but they worked so hard we liked to.

Well DH didnt have 1 dollar bills so he hands the girl a $5 and let me tell you lol. She was fast before we handed her that bill but after that LORDY! So she becomes the road runner and we become veery all-inclusive's drunk client steroytpe lmao.

Everytime we reached for our glasses, she had already set a brand new fresh one down. Mind you this was just after breakfast-like 10am. By noon, I was feeling loopy and Dh dissaperaed mid convo while we were talking to another couple. I decide to go with them to fidn out about chekcout the next day since I couldnt find DH and figured he went back to the room.

I was FINE till I got the lobby with those bautiful floors. very calmly I looked at our new friends and said 'excuse me one moment. I walked towards the big heavt doors that swung open to let me out into teh front courtyard and smied at eveyone before walking to the end of the walk where the vans picked you up to go to the airport. I smiled at the people standing there, then stuck my head INTO the gabrage can and puked until one of the bellboys grinned and tried to hide it as he helped me back to my room.

Dh wasn't there but I was too sick to care lol so I passed out on the bed. turns out he was IN TEH BATHROOM the whole time by the pool, worshipping the toilet gods. Some good wifey I turned out to be

Your stories are great,

Now I have 'Like a Virgin' singing in my head!!!

HELP, I need it out, gimmie another song!!!!!

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Posted by craznan

Your stories are great,

Now I have 'Like a Virgin' singing in my head!!!

HELP, I need it out, gimmie another song!!!!!

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'This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Somebody started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll contine singing it forever just because....'

'This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Somebody started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll contine singing it forever just because....'

Great, like that's a better song, LOL

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Posted by rachie


HAHAHA Tilde, so glad I was there to see it the next day.. HAHHA why were you puking

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it was that damn screaming 0rgasm!!! not the action but the DRINK! why did you let me drink it?!