Re: Tell me a story...
Posted by PeteysBride
Our worst vacation story was Secrets Excellence in Mexico the year before our wedding. Was our second to last day there and we were havign the first HOT sunny day since we'd arriced 5 days earlier. So we ran out, got our suits on and started baking. Since it was all inclusive they kept coming around with drinks. you don't have to tip but they worked so hard we liked to.
Well DH didnt have 1 dollar bills so he hands the girl a $5 and let me tell you lol. She was fast before we handed her that bill but after that LORDY! So she becomes the road runner and we become veery all-inclusive's drunk client steroytpe lmao.
Everytime we reached for our glasses, she had already set a brand new fresh one down. Mind you this was just after breakfast-like 10am. By noon, I was feeling loopy and Dh dissaperaed mid convo while we were talking to another couple. I decide to go with them to fidn out about chekcout the next day since I couldnt find DH and figured he went back to the room.
I was FINE till I got the lobby with those bautiful floors. very calmly I looked at our new friends and said 'excuse me one moment. I walked towards the big heavt doors that swung open to let me out into teh front courtyard and smied at eveyone before walking to the end of the walk where the vans picked you up to go to the airport. I smiled at the people standing there, then stuck my head INTO the gabrage can and puked until one of the bellboys grinned and tried to hide it as he helped me back to my room.
Dh wasn't there but I was too sick to care lol so I passed out on the bed. turns out he was IN TEH BATHROOM the whole time by the pool, worshipping the toilet gods. Some good wifey I turned out to be
another classy broad like me - i love it!
