Texts from last night

<3 this website-

(817): Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
(405): Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
(817): I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.

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(610): she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.

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(517): he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
(231): better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.

what website is this??

i think im having a blonde moment b/c i dont get it

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Posted by futuremrsfab

textsfromlastnight.com- check it out soooo funny!

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OMGGG so people submit funny text messages to this website and they post them???

TOOOOO funny!!!

(308): I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad





oh and this one lol

(818): Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
(714): Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
(818): Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes 'whats so funny?' and i go 'there are 7 people sitting on my knees' and she goes 'doesn't that hurt?' and i said 'no we're sitting in a bowl' and then i capped it off and said 'join the crazy train bro' and passed out.

WTH???? lmao

I was confused, I thought you received those messages by accident

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Posted by MikeandJess

I was confused, I thought you received those messages by accident

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I thought it was her text messages as well. Thank god someone explained it before I posted some of my text messages !

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Posted by SFAR89

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Posted by MikeandJess

I was confused, I thought you received those messages by accident

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I thought it was her text messages as well. Thank god someone explained it before I posted some of my text messages !

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sorry my texts arent nearly that entertaining

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Posted by futuremrsfab

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Posted by SFAR89

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Posted by MikeandJess

I was confused, I thought you received those messages by accident

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I thought it was her text messages as well. Thank god someone explained it before I posted some of my text messages !

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sorry my texts arent nearly that entertaining

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some of my texts are lmao

There is a funny one that my friend sent me the other night. He calls me up drunk allllll the time, and he was rambling about some chick. Then he said to me 'I am going to kick you in the butt with your booty' so I texted him that he told me that, and he said 'lmao, wt-f?' lol

Then one of my other friends texts me 'haha. we just got a call from Idaho' I said 'For what?' He goes 'no clue, but idaho is a fun name' lol

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Posted by SFAR89

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes 'whats so funny?' and i go 'there are 7 people sitting on my knees' and she goes 'doesn't that hurt?' and i said 'no we're sitting in a bowl' and then i capped it off and said 'join the crazy train bro' and passed out.

WTH???? lmao

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What did I tell you about Ambien - it's seriously some messed up stuff!!!!

ETA: I would've provoked my DH or child to continue speaking if they weren't making any sense!

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Posted by Ayne11

What did I tell you about Ambien - it's seriously some messed up stuff!!!!

ETA: I would've provoked my DH or child to continue speaking if they weren't making any sense!

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HAHA Seriously, I would do the same thing. It's fun to mess with people.