to my jersey shore lovers........

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Posted by GT143EA

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Posted by Brila09

I love this trainwreck of a show!!!

Few of my favorite quotes....

I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things. -Angelina

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue. -Pauly D

Mike can be a nice guy like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side, that’s what I like: a good guy and a jerk off, it’s all in the same. -Snookie

I’m like “chill out, Freckles McGee.” -Mike

Everybody should take each side of my plate and walk it to the garbage. I'm not touching one dish, because I cooked a crazy meal and she's got the nerve to tell me to clean my plate. You know what? You are excluded from dinner then, from now on you are excluded from the surf n' turf night. You excluded from ravioli night, you excluded from chicken cutlet night. - Mike

Pauly & Mike are always looking for girls, ya know what I mean? I think they're going fishing tonight. They'll probably scrape something off the boardwalk. -Ronnie

They're pretty cool, ya know, there some girls that are just gonna come here, strip off their clothes & jump the the jacuzzi. Then there are some girls that are respectful, that you have to just actually treat like girls, human beings. -Vinny

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure. I would give her d*ck in bubblegum. I would send her a picture of my d*ck in a pack of bubblegum & say 'chew on this'.-Ronnie

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HYSTERICAL!!!

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I LOVE This post!! HYSTERICAL!!! it's even more funny to see it all written out like that!! instead of posting our bras on FB we should post all these Jersey Shore one liners!!!!

Sammy is such a drama queen, I cant believe she fught with him over her big toe

Isn't there going to be a Jersey Shore 2? I heard that they were going to have a 2nd season with the same cast!

Snooki, Vinny, and Pauly D are growing on me. I was liking Sammi Sweetheart, but she's starting to piss me off.

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Posted by mlcvln129

Isn't there going to be a Jersey Shore 2? I heard that they were going to have a 2nd season with the same cast!

Snooki, Vinny, and Pauly D are growing on me. I was liking Sammi Sweetheart, but she's starting to piss me off.

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To be filmed this summer? Oh I hope not, this show is going to make the boardwalk unbearable enough as it is. They should send them north to Belmar, they would fit in better anyhow.

Guys, where else was Pauly D from?!!? Like what other show??? I KNOW he was on something else. I totally recognize him!!

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Posted by egem523

all I have to say is G-T-L baby!!!

$100 BET SNOOKI GETS HER OWN REALITY SHOW

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she def is gonna end up with a dating show!!!!!!