Top 5 For Humpday!

1. Yes, we understand that you have a story for everything we could possibly talk about...but for once, can you please stop taking over our conversations?!?

2. STOP PRINTING EVERY LAST EMAIL YOU GET! And while we're at it, personal emails should really be sent to a personal email address...

3. I am so absolutely proud of you! You need to be optimistic about the future & stop reading stuff online that is freaking you out and telling you that your chances of getting chosen are slim to none.

4. I dont care if jury duty is your 'civic duty'....let all of the unemployed serve. I'm sure they can use the $40/day...

5. Why must you be so addicting?

1- Yes there is osmething wrong with him and you need to get him help, this isnt working here!!!

2- Stop being lazy, pick your $hit up, no more clutter, get rid of all this crap.

3- Yes I dont wear makeup, my hair is up and Im in sweats, so what is your fn deal.

4-Take this job and shuve it up your a$$

5- O hello sprem doner can you give me all the $$$ you owe your son and I? Before I kick the $hit out of you?

1. i appreciate that you are taking out the garbage, but can you please replace the bag after too?

2. im so jealous that you are starting a family. Funny how 3 months ago you were saying you weren't gonna for another few years, but somehow magically got preggo!

3. i am so thankful you dumped that scum bag of a b/f, but now its time to grow up and start making big girl choices

4. sometimes i just want to hit the ignore button on you, but then when i miss your call you get all upset that i missed it...

5. stop jumping on me, stop jumping up on the counter, use your good doggy listening ears pretty pretty please ...love your mommy!

1. why are you posting on FB that you have the most awesome husband when less than a month ago you were talking about divrocing him, opened a private checking account that he can't touch & you go to marriage counseling plus he is an a@@!!!

2. When i Invite you to come over, I mean YOU, not you, your husband, & HIS kid!!!!

3. I think you need to stop telling me what to do 'since I am off this week', maybe there are some things I would like/need to do for myself??!!! SInce I work full time and you STAY HOME!!!!

4. You are just friggin nuts and you NEED to be on meds ASAP!!! Stop being so damn negative all the time and quit whining about your life. there are people in this world with REAL problems!!!

5. You are a snob!!!


... and breathe....

We should do this more often