Top 5 For Humpday!

this should be fun...

say any 5 things you want to say to anyone you want without mentioning who it is for.

1. i understand you recycle cans, but to stare at the one in my garbage can for 4.5 hours and then go garbage picking for it is just a little much. its 5 cents!
2. Sometimes I wonder how you two will last together in the future
3. you are the most awesome friend and I thank god every day for having you by my side
4. it’s spelled No One….TWO WORDS….writing noone does not make sense!
5. i know iI will be cursed with ugly kids for this but dude your daughter looks like a straight up boy!

I LOVE this one. This is very needed for me.

1. Seriously, get a grip and give me some breathing space because I am just about to go postal.
2. I know I seriously and irrevocably fcuked up our friendship, even though it was necessary. I've never had a friend like you and never will. I'm sorry and I miss you. I shouldn't have written you an email yesterday stating as such, but I'll never learn.
3. Thank you for being so consistent and wonderful.
4. You are the most selfish person in the history of the WORLD ... I have no idea how you ever got married and it's no surprise you're already getting divorced and dating someone else ... I want my $250 back that I gave you for your wedding. I feel so sorry for your STBX.
5. Thank you.

Good one...

1) Thank god you are not staying until Sunday. My vacation time is precious and I don't want to spend it babysitting you.



2) You gotta stop hoarding memories. Now that you are moving, you better throw out all the sh*t you carried over from your previous appts. You don't need it.

3) There are too many preggos around me and you are all making jelous cause its not me.

4) Its really messed up that even though I have known you since high school, you have yet to acknowledge that I got married. No card, no congratulations, not even a comment on my pics. Thanks a lot.

5) Can you try to solve this one on your own. I know that I can handle legal sitatutions better than you do, but you are the parent no me. Grrrrrrrr.:

1. You are not a baby anymore, stop having your father take care of you.
2. If you don't shut that fcuking alarm clock that goes off every morning at 6:00am even though you don't roll out of bed and go to work late at like 9:00 I'm going to smash it against your head.
3. There is something wrong with an adult who leaves enough articles of clothing on the floor that it looks like a clothing rug.
4. I think you are a filthy slob with severe emotional problems to think that living the way you do is okay.
5. I really really REALLY hate you and can't wait until we do not live in the same house!


All of this is for my brother in law, who is an absolute pig and lives downstairs from us.

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Posted by julesrbf

I LOVE this one. This is very needed for me.

1. Seriously, get a grip and give me some breathing space because I am just about to go postal.
2. I know I seriously and irrevocably fcuked up our friendship, even though it was necessary. I've never had a friend like you and never will. I'm sorry and I miss you. I shouldn't have written you an email yesterday stating as such, but I'll never learn.
3. Thank you for being so consistent and wonderful.
4. You are the most selfish person in the history of the WORLD ... I have no idea how you ever got married and it's no surprise you're already getting divorced and dating someone else ... I want my $250 back that I gave you for your wedding. I feel so sorry for your STBX.
5. Thank you.

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lol lol to #4. it made me giggle at the end

I needed this- its like a venting session

1.must you post every single day under every single picture how much you love your fiance? I understand you have 300 pictures but it is not necessary to post 'I love him, Hes the best, Me and my baby forever!' under every picture

2. thanks for showing us just what a fake you are on a daily basis. Its sad to know that you continue you shenanagins to those you work for too

3. I understand you are upset that your land lord is knocking down your door for rent, but what I do not understand is, if you don't have money for rent, why do you continue to buy yourself breakfast (and not just any breakfast- sausage egg cheese on a roll from the bagel store, and large iced coffee) and lunch (bagel with meats and cheese along with two drinks) Daily, as well as get your permanant french re done every week and get a massage. So to answer your question, no , I will not lend you money to pay your rent just cut back on the material things you have...

4. why must you post on every single comment someone (who you may not know) or message I have on facebook, with things that relate nothing to you? Espesially when its an inside joke- there is no need to make innapropriate comments... I think you need to act your age...

5.I understand that everyone is getting sick, but I find it funny that I am on antibiotics pregnant, and yet now all of a sudden you have 'strep throat' too- and claim you are always 'so much worse' than me , but were not put on antibiotics? Perhaps because you are not sick?


This was a relief!

1: you are an idiot
2: you dont know how to do your job
3: you need to learn how to communicate
4: you ****
5: you promised us it would be done by today, but your stupid a$$ was wrong

this is all to the same person, and im sure you can figure out who im talking too! lol!

1. Can you just leave me alone for one day, thats all I ask to go one day with you not bothering me and not saying anything to me

2. No one wants to hear your complaints today, so just stop, please stop-just for one day, no useless b!tching from you (this does not go to anyone on here)

3. I really don't see you lasting as a couple

4. Is it really necessary for you to come to my house once a week, epecially on the day that I'm trying to get the house cleaned, its not like I live 5 mins away, sometimes I need my space

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Posted by LadyDuda81509

1: you are an idiot
2: you dont know how to do your job
3: you need to learn how to communicate
4: you ****
5: you promised us it would be done by today, but your stupid a$$ was wrong

this is all to the same person, and im sure you can figure out who im talking too! lol!

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OMG So funny! You crack me up!!

Here's mine:

1. Please stop asking me to 'cover for you' in meetings that I haven't been to in the first place. Either bring me on board from the get go or go away.

2. I love you soooo much. I'm so thankful to have you in my life.

3. You are the most annoying person I know. Yes, we have been 'friends' for 30 years, but you truly annoy the f*ck out of me and there is a reason why I see you only every 6 months. No, I'm not that busy.

4. I wish you would get out of your miserable relationship already. You are wasting your precious young years on a real POS.

5. I'm afraid of losing you :(

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Posted by CloudNine

1. i understand you recycle cans, but to stare at the one in my garbage can for 4.5 hours and then go garbage picking for it is just a little much. its 5 cents!
2. Sometimes I wonder how you two will last together in the future
3. you are the most awesome friend and I thank god every day for having you by my side
4. it’s spelled No One….TWO WORDS….writing noone does not make sense!
5. i know iI will be cursed with ugly kids for this but dude your daughter looks like a straight up boy!

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at #5 because I've seen the pictures

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Posted by MrsDtoBe09

1. You are not a baby anymore, stop having your father take care of you.
2. If you don't shut that fcuking alarm clock that goes off every morning at 6:00am even though you don't roll out of bed and go to work late at like 9:00 I'm going to smash it against your head.
3. There is something wrong with an adult who leaves enough articles of clothing on the floor that it looks like a clothing rug.
4. I think you are a filthy slob with severe emotional problems to think that living the way you do is okay.
5. I really really REALLY hate you and can't wait until we do not live in the same house!


All of this is for my brother in law, who is an absolute pig and lives downstairs from us.

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The whole time I was reading it I said it's your BIL and then I got to the bottom

1) Your wedding band belongs on your finger not your dresser
2) It is not part of my job to clean up behind you graduate student does not translate to maid
3)I married your brother and I wish you would stop being such a ***** to me!! I am his wife and in no way want to compete with you for his attention. Get the F*CK over yourself already!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4)Stop talking about how great you are if you were that wonderful people would see it for themselves.
5)Thank you for being a wonderful friend! You knew exactly how to make everything seem more manageable.

1. Stop cracking your gum! It's a disgusting habit and when we are in a small space the size of a closet for 8 hours a day - I want to kill you and myself!

2. I understand your children are home from school this week and calling constantly and your mother is hard of hearing, but I cannot make a business phone call without the person on the other line asking who else is talking - LOWER YOUR VOICE when you're on the phone!!!

3. Please leave the dirtbag you are with. You have been engaged for 8 years - he didn't even fly home from his 'mancation' when your father passed away!

4. I really need my vacation - not that I won't miss you, but I'm excited to go!

5. Thanks for loving me enough to understand that I need a vacation without you and that it doesn't mean that I love you any less - it's just who I am and I adore you for it!

1. Did anyone ever teach you proper etiquette? You don't bring an OPENED bottle of wine to a party.

2, Don't get mad that people were drinking 'your' soda that you brought. Oh, and how about next time, you supply the rum and we'll supply the soda. You don't like beer or wine? Tough!

3. Oh, and you want vodka? Sorry, shoulda brought it yourself! Or at least say hello to everyone first before asking for it. You're not even in the door 5 minutes.

4. Of course, it's NEVER your fault. That's why half the family isn't talking to you. Because it's all *their* fault, right?

5. Stop stressing over the small stuff. And if you're going to complain to me about every little thing, don't expect me to agree with you.

Edit: Elbowed keyboard. Typed a bunch of letters/numbers on accident.

1 why do your shoes have to be so expensive?

2 I love you so much and cannot imagine my life without you.

3 you are the funniest kid in the world and I don't want to have my own kids bc I don't think they will be as much like me as you are.

4 stop asking me for help...if you can't count music you shouldn't work here

5 stop forcing your children to do activities they don't want to do it only makes them hate you and so do I.

1. can you just get here already so I can leave for work and not wait around for you to come all day.
2. shut up about how you thought you were going to buy the baby furniture. its been bought already no one wanted you to buy it. if you want to spend money theres so many things on our registry to buy-but yet you havent
3. thank you so much for responding no to my baby shower-i didnt want you there. i cannot stand you and your dirty looks and i only invited you to not start more problems.
4. counting down the days till i meet my little neice & nephew (only 5) I cant wait to see their cute little faces
5. come and knock on my door ill be waiting for you.

1. You are such an IDIOT! I seriously have NO idea how you have a job let alone the position that you are in.

2. Don't you realize that when you walk it sounds like you are stomping on the ground and it resembles Godzilla? All I hear all day is stomp stomp stomp.....why don't you try being a little lighter on your feet and also every time you say 'Oh Boy' it sends chills down my spine AND if you have to blow that honker of a nose you have PLEASE step into the hallway or go to the bathroom...It is DISGUSTING!!

3. You married a loser who will never amount to anything in life and deep down inside you know it.

4. I really wish you would realize what an amazing person you are and stop 'hanging out' with a guy that is on his way to becoming Orthodox. You are only going to get hurt and he is using you and you are letting him.

5. Please get help for yourself because you really need to take some type of medication to control your anxiety and bipolar. I love you and I don't want to see you go down the same path as someone else we both loved very very much.

1. I realize it may be hard but why does everyone in your office take the elevator to go up and down 1 flight - does your office have stairs?

2. Please stop asking me if I am pregnant everytime I call you. If I was I would tell you.

3. No I do not have baby fever.

4. Yes I realize I was skinnier in college please stop reminding me.

5. I wish we were friends again I know we had a falling out years ago but its been too long

1.wow youre a douche..ive just ost 30 seconds of my life cause i had to hear the words coming out of your mouth

2.yes i know im knda fat..im not asking you to bang me so why do u care?

3.yea i did want another slice of pizza but i said no to be polite

4.shut up..just shut up!!!!

5.omg..ur breath is so hot right now i swear my eyebrows just went on fire