TUESDAY FUNNIES 1*11*11

Aww, somebody step in and symbolically feed this lady some cake! She got allll dressed up, plus she ordered a three-tiered (if that’s what you can call it) cake, and dammit, she needs someone to brush that hair away from her face so she can finally know what $500 worth of wedding cake tastes like! Any takers…?







^ DO YOU SEE HIM?

AMEN!














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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating 'I give to you a cat' and 'Are you drunk?'
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML
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Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her *** off. FML
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I like the 5 things to take camping pic .... so sad