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W The EFFF?

regy_k Posted: Dec 15, 2010 05:20 PM+

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Posted: Dec 15, 2010 05:20 PM

W The EFFF?

look at a msg I just received via FB

?'we were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen....But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find?

WHAT???????
its from some guy who I dont know and who befriended me

cant stop laughing!

AwaitingAugust Posted: Dec 15, 2010 05:30 PM+

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Posted: Dec 15, 2010 05:30 PM

Re: W The EFFF?

sounds like you have a not-so-secret admirer

kris_gets_hitched Posted: Dec 15, 2010 05:33 PM+

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Posted: Dec 15, 2010 05:33 PM

Re: W The EFFF?

Write back:

'I was also only given one butthole. Apparently YOU are my match'

AwaitingAugust Posted: Dec 15, 2010 05:40 PM+

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Posted: Dec 15, 2010 05:40 PM

Re: W The EFFF?

Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Write back:

'I was also only given one butthole. Apparently YOU are my match'

i freakin' love you kris ... but not in that 'you have the other part of my heart' sort of way

kris_gets_hitched Posted: Dec 15, 2010 05:47 PM+

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Posted: Dec 15, 2010 05:47 PM

Re: W The EFFF?

Posted by AwaitingAugust

Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Write back:

'I was also only given one butthole. Apparently YOU are my match'

i freakin' love you kris ... but not in that 'you have the other part of my heart' sort of way

Neel gets similar FB messages every once in awhile from girls in Bangladesh

regy_k Posted: Dec 15, 2010 06:23 PM+

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Posted: Dec 15, 2010 06:23 PM

Re: W The EFFF?

U both are hilarious. One buthole - priceless!

flibbertigibbet Posted: Dec 15, 2010 06:28 PM+

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Posted: Dec 15, 2010 06:28 PM

Re: W The EFFF?

What about people who have three nipples?

miamimerger Posted: Dec 15, 2010 09:26 PM+

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Posted: Dec 15, 2010 09:26 PM

Re: W The EFFF?

Posted by flibbertigibbet

What about people who have three nipples?

They stole someone else's nipple, so that's how they find their match

halfbaked Posted: Dec 16, 2010 08:05 AM+

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Posted: Dec 16, 2010 08:05 AM

Re: W The EFFF?

How random!

mariedsgn Posted: Dec 16, 2010 09:55 AM+

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Posted: Dec 16, 2010 09:55 AM

Re: W The EFFF?

OMG!!!!!

Im_My_Own_Princess Posted: Dec 16, 2010 10:52 AM+

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Posted: Dec 16, 2010 10:52 AM

Re: W The EFFF?

Posted by regy_k

look at a msg I just received via FB

?'we were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen....But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find?

WHAT???????
its from some guy who I dont know and who befriended me

cant stop laughing!

yea but wouldn't that make a total of 4 hands, 4 legs, 4 eyes, and 4 ears?

AND if that heart was intended for you and you take it, wouldn't the person die because they no longer had a heart?