Wanna Play A Game??

Original post by radiostar

Mar 07, 2003 12:50 AM

I saw this on another website and I thought it was hilarious!!

Let's play the 'What did you REALLY want to say to certain guests??' game.

Here are some entries:

Dear Cousins Who Did Not Send A Reply But Showed Up Anyway:
Thank you so much for the lovely gift you left us. I thought that leaving it in the WalMart bag was quite a unique wrapping idea, and added such a lovely touch to our gift table. What's more, it was so thoughtful of you to include the receipt, which showed us not only that you purchased the gift about an hour before our wedding, but that you exchanged something of your own in order to purchase it for us. What a nice touch. We'll laugh about that for years to come, long after we have, in turn, re-exchanged your gift.

Dear M & K -
You didn't take the hint did you? We said, 'We were hoping all the parents would enjoy a night off with the grown-ups.' You must have thought we didn't mean you. Loved it when your rug rat started squealing during our vows. I couldn't have planned it better. It was particularly charming when he started crawling under the tables.

Add yours!

shelzyp Posted: Mar 08, 2003 10:35 AM

Re: Wanna Play A Game??

From my brother:

Thank you first cousin for coming to my weddin, bringing a date and forgetting you checkbook like the rest of your family. But also thank you fro never remembering to send me a card or a check when you returned home, even thought the rest of your family finally did.

Thank you my dad's Uncle,

Since you couldn't attend, how nice it was of you to give the invitation to your daughter, so she could come and bring a friend, just so she could go to a disney wedding, and not even bring a gift!!

Thank you my Dad's Aunt:
Thanks for being th first one to respend yes, and then not even have the decnecy to say you couldn't come, and then when I sent you a letter saying thanks for not showing up, you sent me a nasty letter, saying you have no faith in marriage, since you have been divorced 7 times. Way to congradualte me, and also thanks for telling me that the cost of my wedding was ridicoulous!! It was really appreciated you bitter old lady!!!