We need a daily 'newsflash' thread....

...like those tickers they have running across the bottom of the TV screen on the news channels ...so when you've been gone for a day and a half like me you can catch up on what you've missed in one easy step (or in this case thread)!! haha....so...for example todays 'newsflash' thread would state...(in the style of news shows...coming up...)

FMing shiit talkers called out....controversy ensues as Newlyweds plan their strategic takeover of LIF.

Sex toy party planned...is your information safe? Things you need to know before ordering that mouth gag & butt plug!

New cliques are forming left & right...are you in..or are you out? (said in Heidi Klum's voice)...tune in at 11.

Matthew McConnaughey is NOT the dad....but someone's having a baby! We'll show you exclusive pics of pregnancy test at 11!

(disclaimer: this post may or may not contain the truth, the whole truth, or even a bit of the truth)

ok...that's all for now