We need a daily 'newsflash' thread....

...like those tickers they have running across the bottom of the TV screen on the news channels ...so when you've been gone for a day and a half like me you can catch up on what you've missed in one easy step (or in this case thread)!! haha....so...for example todays 'newsflash' thread would state...(in the style of news shows...coming up...)

FMing shiit talkers called out....controversy ensues as Newlyweds plan their strategic takeover of LIF.

Sex toy party planned...is your information safe? Things you need to know before ordering that mouth gag & butt plug!

New cliques are forming left & right...are you in..or are you out? (said in Heidi Klum's voice)...tune in at 11.

Matthew McConnaughey is NOT the dad....but someone's having a baby! We'll show you exclusive pics of pregnancy test at 11!

(disclaimer: this post may or may not contain the truth, the whole truth, or even a bit of the truth)

ok...that's all for now

HAHAHA You should do it everyday!!!!

lol... how about 'alpacas are out & pickles are in' ... or is ketchup in right now?

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Posted by PegaLega

HAHAHA You should do it everyday!!!!

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the problem is it takes me an hour to figure out what the hell is going on!! haha...that's why if there was a newsflash thread I could read one simple post and go 'ah hah!!!' instead of

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Posted by Dee606

lol... how about 'alpacas are out & pickles are in' ... or is ketchup in right now?

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Nope, cliques and biitches are in

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Posted by HamptonsBride

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Posted by PegaLega

HAHAHA You should do it everyday!!!!

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the problem is it takes me an hour to figure out what the hell is going on!! haha...that's why if there was a newsflash thread I could read one simple post and go 'ah hah!!!' instead of

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true.........gotta find a better way

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Posted by PegaLega

true.........gotta find a better way

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we could have one person start...and as things go down people can add a simple single sentence reply...so you can log on & check one thread for all the gossip that's fit to read??? maybe?? kind of like how we used to have the 'countdown' threads....

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Posted by PegaLega

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Posted by Dee606

lol... how about 'alpacas are out & pickles are in' ... or is ketchup in right now?

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Nope, cliques and biitches are in

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lol... that's totally why I need a daily ticker

that was awesome!!! I just don't have enough time in the day to catch up w/ all things new on the NW board! a ticker would be perfect!! lol

this is SO great!

That was Awesome!!!

Would Love to have Daily News Flashes.

That is a great idea and I love your newsflash

THAT WAS GREAT!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!

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Posted by HamptonsBride
Things you need to know before ordering that mouth gag & butt plug!

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omg

maybe that should be the NOTW's job...

TO BE IN THE KNOW for that week and post every morning.

I'm so outta the loop.. I just HATE it when I have work to do at work

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Posted by MrsBartonToBe

I'm so outta the loop.. I just HATE it when I have work to do at work

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I feel the same way!

Love it!!

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Posted by MrsBartonToBe

I'm so outta the loop.. I just HATE it when I have work to do at work

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me too!