I was looking the Passion Party Sex Book called RIDE EM COWGIRL and came across the section on THE BEEF UP SEX WITH ANY PENIS TYPE and was wondering what everyone was working with.
AVERAGE- It measures between 2-4 inches soft, 5-7 inches hard, with an erect circumference of about 4-5 inches
LONGER-Big, versatile, and GASP-WORTHY- a full 7 inches or longer
SHORTER-Contrary to popular belief, many women prefer a lover who isn't hung like a horse ( I think they're LYING )
BANANA- Quite possibly the worlds most perfect penis!!!! With a graceful arc, its gentle curve aims directly for the G-Spot!!
THICKER-Fills you up- thick and girthy
THINNER-Need to be tight to enjoy this one- if not work on your kegels or slip on a penis thickener
Brian and Marie
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RAVE POSITIONS FOR YOUR GUYS PENIS TYPE
AVERAGE- Any and all positions
LONGER- Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, missionary, standing up
SHORTER-Missionary and cowgirl
BANANA-If it curves north-Missionary / if it curves south- Doggie / If it curves East or West- Spooning
THICKER- ANy and all
THINNER- Missionary and spooning
PreshusSmurf
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Posted by Brian and Marie slip on a penis thickener
a WHAT?!?!?
PegaLega
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Marie I just peed a little bit
Brian and Marie
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Posted by PegaLega
Marie I just peed a little bit
You would've peed a lot if you could see the funny pictures in the book!! I'll bring it to our next breakfast!!
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Posted by PegaLega
Marie I just peed a little bit
You would've peed a lot if you could see the funny pictures in the book!! I'll bring it to our next breakfast!!
Now Im really looking forward to the book and not the bagel
MeNBobs
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Brian and Marie
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YEEHAW!!
Brian and Marie
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I LOVE Me a PERFECT BANANA
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This is too funny. I was once asked at a Newlywed Game to compare it to a box of toothpaste.
Trial size, 4.6 oz or family size.
If you ask DH he thinks he has twi family size tubes together. Men and their ding dongs!!!!!
JennNicole
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My fav word is Unit but I guess I will now start to alternate w/the word 'Ding Dong' since you said it best.
Brian and Marie
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Posted by gemmifer
My fav word is Unit but I guess I will now start to alternate w/the word 'Ding Dong' since you said it best.
I also like UNIT- Ding Dong just came to mind 1st last night
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I LOVE Me a PERFECT BANANA
Me too!!!!!! Nothing like a thick banana!!!
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LOL too funny
MJDoc12
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BANANAS ARE THE GREATEST PENISES EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kellybean
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I want that book lol
Brian and Marie
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Posted by kellybean
I want that book lol
Its a GREAT book
Brian and Marie
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BANANAS ARE THE GREATEST PENISES EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES THEY ARE
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HamptonsBride
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I will never be able to eat a Ding Dong again without laughing...especially with their creamy white filling!!
