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What Kinda Ding Dong does your Hubby Have??

Original post by Brian and Marie

I was looking the Passion Party Sex Book called RIDE EM COWGIRL and came across the section on THE BEEF UP SEX WITH ANY PENIS TYPE and was wondering what everyone was working with.

AVERAGE- It measures between 2-4 inches soft, 5-7 inches hard, with an erect circumference of about 4-5 inches

LONGER-Big, versatile, and GASP-WORTHY- a full 7 inches or longer

SHORTER-Contrary to popular belief, many women prefer a lover who isn't hung like a horse ( I think they're LYING )

BANANA- Quite possibly the worlds most perfect penis!!!! With a graceful arc, its gentle curve aims directly for the G-Spot!!

THICKER-Fills you up- thick and girthy

THINNER-Need to be tight to enjoy this one- if not work on your kegels or slip on a penis thickener
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by HamptonsBride

I will never be able to eat a Ding Dong again without laughing...especially with their creamy white filling!!





PattyK Posted:

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Posted by HamptonsBride

I will never be able to eat a Ding Dong again without laughing...especially with their creamy white filling!!





PeteysBride Posted:

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Not sure what category it falls into but I definetly thought HELLO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS when i saw it for the first time!

Before that my exes wre all 4-inchers....
Aug07OFCbride Posted:

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voted!

k, gotta go... im craving a banana now.

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