The Cover Hog Species: A spouse who unwittingly claims all blankets for themself.
The Night Owl Species: A TV-watching, book-reading, lights-on menace to your sleep.
The Hyena Species: A mate who won’t stop snoring.
The Octopus Species: A hands-on touchy feeler who invades the coveted bed-space of their innocent, unsuspecting mate.
The Stink Bug Species: This partner finds great joy in creating smelly situations under the covers. The victim is often unaware and tricked into bed.
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My DH is a combination of The Night Owl & sometimes The Hyena...
MrsInglima
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None of the above, DH generally just lies there and is victim to my Octopus.
Just Cindy
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DH starts out as an octopus, can be a night owl and always a stink bug, LOL!!!
FuTuRe MrS MaZz
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Umm... DH fits 2 of those categories: Cover Hog & Stink Bug
As for myself... I have been known to be the Night Owl... but with work lately, Ive been the complete opposite... I was asleep at 8:30 last night
LadyDuda81509
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Posted by MrsInglima
None of the above, DH generally just lies there and is victim to my Octopus.
same here!!!!
BarbieGrl10
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He is sooo the The Octopus
and I am soooooooooooo The Night Owl
MrsDrinkh20
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Absolutely a stink bug lol
bag19
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i'm a cover hog octopus and DH is a hyena
JennyAPH
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He is none of the above. I am def. the night owl.
Lisa909
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DH is definitely the octopus!!!
NikkiR515
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Hyena alllll the way!!!!!
jeanettelovesjason
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Im a little of both the The Cover Hog and The Night Owl
DH is the The Hyena
GT143EA
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DH is the cover hog and the stink bug
Watever143
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Omg stink bug all the way. But I am deff a cover hog and octopus
PoppedInASnap
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wow none, dh and i literally dont move when we sleep!!
AugustBridein09
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DH isn't really any but if I had to choose I guess the octopus
flairforfashion
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DH is equally ALL of these: The Cover Hog, The Hyena, and The Stink Bug.
MLAngelo
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The Cover Hog... actually the bed hog
FutureMrsG
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None of the above...DH usually falls asleep within minutes of getting in bed and rarely use the blankets the entire night. He snores occassonally but can be fixed by haing him roll over onto his side.
