The Cover Hog Species: A spouse who unwittingly claims all blankets for themself.
The Night Owl Species: A TV-watching, book-reading, lights-on menace to your sleep.
The Hyena Species: A mate who won’t stop snoring.
The Octopus Species: A hands-on touchy feeler who invades the coveted bed-space of their innocent, unsuspecting mate.
The Stink Bug Species: This partner finds great joy in creating smelly situations under the covers. The victim is often unaware and tricked into bed.
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My DH is a combination of The Night Owl & sometimes The Hyena...
azailia
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Lately he has been the cover hog!! LOL!!!
that is usually me! I guess he is learning to grab the blankets first!!
But he is always the hyena!!! If i am not asleep first... I am in for a rough night!!
Cassie15
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I'm definitely married to a Hyena and an in-between Cover Hog and Octopus, lol. DH can be a Night Owl as well with the TV and video games. Although, sometimes I can be quite a Cover Hog and Octopus and Night Owl myself.
sophisticat13
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The Hyena....but he is prey to my Night Owl I am pretty used to his snoring though...
Summertimegal424
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none of the above lol
ddnsp618
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the octopus and stink bug....hes so annoying! and we have been sleeping together since 2003! i cant stand it
